I hate lateness and queuing. And tourists with their stopping in the middle of the pavement.
And this drives me to be overtly rude and it irritates me that I HAVE to do it.

Alt: Ban buses and death to Bob Crowe.

Altalt: That tit you had in the Greggs Hat.

Bebbeh.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:30, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It shouldn't irritate you
If everyone who was perfectly entitled to be angered by fuckwits getting in their way roared their disapproval, they might stop fucking doing it.

Or the government could finally adopt my idea of pavement lanes. "In a hurry", "old" and "obese/crippled".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

You would get my vote, Prime Minister Foxtrot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)

THAT'S A START
All I need now is some more policies and about 20 million likeminded fellows
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

PoP.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)

hmm
whilst i agree, i very much doubt that it is the other people that "drive" you to be rude. i think you'll find that is all you.

altalt: why were you looking at my tits, bebbeh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

They MAKE me, Swipe.
Altalt: Because I have eyes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

If there were no busses more common people would be crowding the pavements,
they might accidently touch you as you walked past them and we know you wouldn't like that.
( wanderlust, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

As long as they were gentle it'd be OK.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)

were gentle rubbed their thrusting breasts and pouting buttocks up against me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Pouting buttocks?
That is fucking smoking hot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Can buttocks actually pout?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Mine are. Right this minute.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Sexy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Stop wanking at the thought.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Mine can
It's all the bumming. More stretch innit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)