It'd take me all fucking day to list the petty things that piss me off
so I shall simply say "the world".

alt: Of course, I have some very strong principles. No actual *morals* as such, but definitely principles.

altalt: guinea pig. I heard somewhere that they're extinct in the wild from being so shit.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i think you heard that from me
and i think i was talking about hamsters

but i said it online, so it must be true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

If guinea pigs aren't extinct
then they fucking well should be.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)

But then Cavy would be totally alone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I told her she just needs to be sluttier around drunken men, but she didn't want to listen.
I gave her the weapons, but I can't actually fight her battles for her, you know?

She needs to suck it up and get her gash out.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:47, Reply)

if you fought her battles for her
how would LARPing work then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I don't think it does, really.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)

will work on it when I'm better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

hey there are millions of guinea pigs in the wild
some cultures worship them, so ner!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Christ, you know you've got some crap wildlife
when the godliest animal available is one that'd lose a fight with a vole.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

but they are excited by everything
just earlier I gave mine carrot and they squeaked teh equivalent of "OH MY GOD! CARROT! FUCKING YES!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

see also HAMSTERS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)