It's probably prostrate cancer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

They are big long healthy pisses
nothing dribbly about me.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

like a horny old racehorse?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Something like that.
Do you know a lot about horny racehorses?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

i have a vivid imagination

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

So THAT'S what happened to Shergar?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

He must still be up there
Unless fanny juice is corrosive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)

It may be
them tampons sure look rusty at times
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

We need to do an Inner Space type experiment
and send someone up there to investigate, and possibly free poor Shergar. He's probably croaked by now but I bet horse meat marinaded for 30 years in lawyer's flange is delicious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Get James Cameron right away!
Deepest trench on Earth, you thought........
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Hahaha!
First click of the day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Think how much the food snobs would pay for a taste
Heston would be unable to compete.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

We could set up a top-end restaurant based on our findings up there
We could call it "The Fanny Trove".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Or
"Fruits of the Trench"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Quickly, LocalBoy!
To Dragons' Den!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

*devil's galop music*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

vivid imagination fanny like TGB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)