What about a sub-thread on Christmas poos or NYD sputum that I coughed up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:26, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh yes please!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

By which I mean 'no, shut up'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Well......
The poo was rich like a Xmas pud and as long and had the girth of two beer cans. It took about 4 minutes to get it out and I didn't pinch it off. Control, my young padawan.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Mr Hankey?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Hiiiii-de ho.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Reminds me.
Needoo's? I 'need' one asap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Interesting segue
When I went to Needoo's I thought the food was excellent. Not shit. And it didn't animate my poo. Shame really.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

It is fucking magic in there and I've not been since my birthday.
Travesty alert right here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah. I am up for that.
Give me some dough and I'm in.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

The neet?
Tomzzo?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Tomorrow looks good.
I need another early night tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Pencil that beeyotch right in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Well if you could skive off on Friday afternoon you could go with Stunned and me for a post 6 pint late lunch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

No chance.
I am in the shit for closing my office early on NYE and also I've my Xmas with t'nipper the next morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Oh fuck off.
I've not been since my birthday either. My 33rd. I'll be 35 this year. Mind you, it's a 200-mile round trip for me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I can walk home from there in 20mins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Next time I'm there
I'm going to walk for 20 minutes and knock on whatever door presents itself when I stop, assuming that it'll be yours.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

5 minutes for me
Can I come?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

If you wanna, for sure
Let's confer tomorrow
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)

saves me having to cook

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Tastier than a Rustlers as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Was it blue?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

which, the poo or the spu?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

The spu was orange and blue.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

The NYD spu
failedattemptatclassicAmericancopshowlols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

If this is really going to be the standard of OT during 2013 then it is going to be even more shit than i had thought possible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

This lack of imagination is exactly the problem with OT in 2013
There are always new depths to plumb #chutneymines
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I have a little bit of yellow puss leaking out of my left tonsil.
tonsillitis lols
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Surely removing them must be easy
It stands to reason that every surgeon played Operation as a kid and you're just the right size for all that practice to pay off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

They refuse unless you get tosillitis every year.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

We'll do it
Won't we, boys?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I have found that Rioja is better than Pinotage for washing antibiotics down.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1819761
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Oh you're not that bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Christ, that post is over a year old
Do you have an archive of links surrounded by pictures of Monty's face and the odd pair of jeggings?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

It's the only time I've ever posted something silly on the internet so he treasures it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

This is what's known as 'setting yourself up for a fall'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

setting yourself up for a fall lying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Not the longest of drops in B's case.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)