Come on, this is good.
You're only grumpy because one of the questions isn't 'WHISKY CHAT. Ever bored the internet to near-suicide with incessant and agonisingly over-detailed wittering about Scottish whiskey?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have never done that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:42, Reply)

What about that time I killed myself when you were talking about whiskey?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Pssst. Call it 'whiskey', I'm trying for an aneurysm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Everyone knows that Irish whiskey is much better than that Scotlander stuff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:45, Reply)

My favourite is Claymore.
It's the best deep-fried Jocko shit-filth ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I am a Qualified Irish Whiskey Taster. Have been for 9 years.
True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:47, Reply)

You've done the tour at the Jameson's Distillery too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Hahahaha. Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Lusty's dad and I got a Scotch tasting class for Xmas from her mum.
Actual real true story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Lowland malts go best with aneurysms

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

That has E additives

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:02, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I like Whiskeey

( Peej, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Yes you fucking have.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I believe incessant wittering is best accompanied by Islay malts
the peatiness tends to damp down the wittering.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I CALL IT 'A TEN-YEAR OLD WITTERING LADDIE'!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:44, Reply)