it sounds like an oyster gargling snot
and you know it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:43, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I couldn't agree less.
I'd go with 'mellifluous', myself. I like the language, the country and the people.

(esp. a certain mr S. Stevens.)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

i hope this is sarcasm

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

It isn't at all.
I like the curmudgeonly buggers a lot, and I truly believe the sound of the language to be musical and pleasant on the ears. It's the closest to a 'pure' Celtic tongue still in use (sorry Paddies).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

plus, excellent magic mushrooms

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Bollocks
It sounds lovely. One of the few British accents not to make the speaker sound thick as fuck.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

blah blah bach boyo
no no no, darth the dance. NO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Look, I'm agreeing with Monty here
MONTY

I wouldn't do that unless I was spectacularly right.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

right drunk
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Not touched a drop this year
which I appreciate is not yet an impressive claim
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I picked up a few cans to abate my hangover on New Years Day
Finished them, along with a bottle of wine last night. Fucking terrible idea, just glad they're gone though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah I was the same on NYE
Must... drink... all... available... booze...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)

That's bullshit and you know it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:47, Reply)

No it isn't
hence I do not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Stacy, from 'Gavin And Stacy' sounds like a fucking retard.
Nice tits though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:58, Reply)

What the juddering fuck are you doing watching that godawful shite?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I once caught a few minutes of it
That was enough. She gets her tits out in Love Actually.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Oh yeah, that was her.
That Keira Knightley gets hers out in Domino.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)

She also got them out in 'The Hole'
However, she was so flat chested, you could barely tell.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I don't mind them.
I'm more nice vs nasty than big vs small.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)

You two are Seth Rogen's mates from Knocked Up AICMFP
A film in which, VERY annoyingly, Katherine Heigl resolutely keeps her bra on during bang-bang.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Tbh, there aren't many breasts from film that I have committed to mammory
Erika Eleniak still has the finest pair IMHO. Jamie Lee Curtis' aren't bad though, mind.

Also, I've barely seen any Seth Rogen films.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)

So assuming equal attractiveness in all other areas
saggy tits and great body or great tits but saggy body?
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)

When you say "all other areas"
the body does take up quite a lot of those. I assume you mean face. I'd go for great tits and saggy arse over the reverse, but if the legs are swathed in cellulite, that's a dealbreaker /LizLemonlols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I once mentioned that an ex of mine had developed cellulite so bad that Stevie Wonder could read it.
Someone told her.

Not a good night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

The writings on the wall for that relationship

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Well, I meant face, personality, intelligence
and all that other shit straight men don't give a fuck about.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Ah, this is a theoretical situation whereby I am
a) single
b) on the lookout
c) attractive to women
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)

One girl from last year had possibly the most pert breasts I've ever seen in a larger bra.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I've got a proper Hobbes choice at the moment.
In such situations I usually answer "both" and get in trouble.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Ask Calvin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Apparently it's "Hobson's Choice" and I've completely misused it, anyway.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

It is and you have.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Hey Tangles, welcome to the shallow end of the internet.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Don't ask Calvin then
He won't know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

That's the most disgusting euphemism I've ever heard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)