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it sounds like an oyster gargling snot
and you know it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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I couldn't agree less.
I'd go with 'mellifluous', myself. I like the language, the country and the people.
(esp. a certain mr S. Stevens.)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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i hope this is sarcasm
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:46,
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It isn't at all.
I like the curmudgeonly buggers a lot, and I truly believe the sound of the language to be musical and pleasant on the ears. It's the closest to a 'pure' Celtic tongue still in use (sorry Paddies).
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:49,
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plus, excellent magic mushrooms
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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Bollocks
It sounds lovely. One of the few British accents not to make the speaker sound thick as fuck.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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blah blah bach boyo
no no no, darth the dance. NO.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:46,
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Look, I'm agreeing with Monty here
MONTY
I wouldn't do that unless I was spectacularly right.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:51,
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right drunk
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:59,
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Not touched a drop this year
which I appreciate is not yet an impressive claim
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:01,
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I picked up a few cans to abate my hangover on New Years Day
Finished them, along with a bottle of wine last night. Fucking terrible idea, just glad they're gone though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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Yeah I was the same on NYE
Must... drink... all... available... booze...
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:12,
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That's bullshit and you know it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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No it isn't
hence I do not
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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Stacy, from 'Gavin And Stacy' sounds like a fucking retard.
Nice tits though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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What the juddering fuck are you doing watching that godawful shite?!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:59,
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I once caught a few minutes of it
That was enough. She gets her tits out in Love Actually.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:06,
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Oh yeah, that was her.
That Keira Knightley gets hers out in Domino.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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She also got them out in 'The Hole'
However, she was so flat chested, you could barely tell.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:09,
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I don't mind them.
I'm more nice vs nasty than big vs small.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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You two are Seth Rogen's mates from Knocked Up AICMFP
A film in which, VERY annoyingly, Katherine Heigl resolutely keeps her bra on during bang-bang.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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Tbh, there aren't many breasts from film that I have committed to mammory
Erika Eleniak still has the finest pair IMHO. Jamie Lee Curtis' aren't bad though, mind.
Also, I've barely seen any Seth Rogen films.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:12,
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So assuming equal attractiveness in all other areas
saggy tits and great body or great tits but saggy body?
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Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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When you say "all other areas"
the body does take up quite a lot of those. I assume you mean face. I'd go for great tits and saggy arse over the reverse, but if the legs are swathed in cellulite, that's a dealbreaker /LizLemonlols
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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I once mentioned that an ex of mine had developed cellulite so bad that Stevie Wonder could read it.
Someone told her.
Not a good night.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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The writings on the wall for that relationship
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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Well, I meant face, personality, intelligence
and all that other shit straight men don't give a fuck about.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:17,
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Ah, this is a theoretical situation whereby I am
a) single
b) on the lookout
c) attractive to women
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:23,
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One girl from last year had possibly the most pert breasts I've ever seen in a larger bra.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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I've got a proper Hobbes choice at the moment.
In such situations I usually answer "both" and get in trouble.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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Ask Calvin
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:22,
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Apparently it's "Hobson's Choice" and I've completely misused it, anyway.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:24,
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It is and you have.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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Hey Tangles, welcome to the shallow end of the internet.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:28,
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Don't ask Calvin then
He won't know
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:28,
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That's the most disgusting euphemism I've ever heard.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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:)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:46,
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