EXCREMENT.
Not very
South Indian or Sushi
Not enough of the former
Varies according to quality, I'd pay £20 for a really good curry with all the trimmings
Depends on the level of service, happy endings frustratingly rare
See above but typically around 15% (20% for happy endings)
Yes, you're GORGEOUS
Not yet today, work bogs are out of order
The Cylons thought so and they mastered biomechanical organic lifeforms so they must have been on to something
It's not right for my idiom. I'll never "just" die. I'm going out in the most flamboyant way imaginable. Suggestions below.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

set fire to your hair
poke a stick at a grizzly bear
eat medicine that's out of date
use your private parts as piranha bait
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Absolutely not, it's my best feature
Hard to find
This is the most attractive option
I'm starting to think you're not taking this entirely seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)

have you really not seen it? best. video. EVER.
edit: here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

i fucking love the kidney guy. he is so dumb and happy. and the superglue dude, who can't move. haha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)

YOU MISERABLE MINCER
where's my validation?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I liked it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)

hoorah
i fucking love it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Ah yeah

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Inhale plenty of methane
and iron filings, then hold an acetylene torch to your mouth and strike a match.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)