My cat killed a bird yesterday and left it on my doorstep.
I know it's meant to be a gift but it's incredibly vile.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It means your cat thinks you're a shit hunter
and need to be taken care of as a helpless member of the pride.

Your cat thinks you're shit and useless, basically. Happy to help.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Well I live in hope that when I die he wont eat my face.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Cat is the "feisty feline"? As apposing the "mens best friend"?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)

What drugs have you had today, and can I have some?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)

he has smoked a whole quarter-ounce of "WAKI"
and has become "Well LOL and Random"

not really. He's either being a bit of a prick or he's had a stroke
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)

It is how say "different stroke for differing kindred"

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I say! You sir, verily and forsooth, are a bounder and a cad
and in dire need of a falcon punch.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Falcon is rarely seena bird and it's assault is crime of nature.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Fuck off, you gimp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

You also supporting violence against delicate species?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Your cat is a ponce.
Mine used to partially disembowel rodents and then pick them up by the tail and fling them against the front door curtain to leave blood and guts trails down the material.

Now that's a "present"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)

TMB
internet hardmanning in a thread about kittums.

*shakes head*
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

My kittums fucked supermodels on the bonnets of Honda Accord.

not really. Although I did once drive to Tescos with one asleep on the back parcel shelf of a Celica GT4.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)