This is area where we be discussing matter of great importance.
There is much tradegies in world and it is warrant that we reflecting on that.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:28, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Please to explain?
It is likely to confusion.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

This is not seeming, as great response is already forthcome.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)

My cat killed a bird yesterday and left it on my doorstep.
I know it's meant to be a gift but it's incredibly vile.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

It means your cat thinks you're a shit hunter
and need to be taken care of as a helpless member of the pride.

Your cat thinks you're shit and useless, basically. Happy to help.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Well I live in hope that when I die he wont eat my face.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Cat is the "feisty feline"? As apposing the "mens best friend"?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)

What drugs have you had today, and can I have some?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)

he has smoked a whole quarter-ounce of "WAKI"
and has become "Well LOL and Random"

not really. He's either being a bit of a prick or he's had a stroke
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)

It is how say "different stroke for differing kindred"

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I say! You sir, verily and forsooth, are a bounder and a cad
and in dire need of a falcon punch.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Falcon is rarely seena bird and it's assault is crime of nature.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Fuck off, you gimp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

You also supporting violence against delicate species?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Your cat is a ponce.
Mine used to partially disembowel rodents and then pick them up by the tail and fling them against the front door curtain to leave blood and guts trails down the material.

Now that's a "present"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)

TMB
internet hardmanning in a thread about kittums.

*shakes head*
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

My kittums fucked supermodels on the bonnets of Honda Accord.

not really. Although I did once drive to Tescos with one asleep on the back parcel shelf of a Celica GT4.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Yeh well I think we should give the Falklands back to the Argies
So there
( Peej, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)

yeah, but no-one cares what you think, so that's OK, PJ.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

40 Million Argies do
What a surprise. Its Badger commenting on my obviously bollocks post with some comment designed to put me down. Again. Yaaaaaawn
( Peej, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)

No they don't
it's just a shit president trying to distract the population from the important domestic issues.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Nah, I've spoken to them all last night on Skype its true

( Peej, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Just like last time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Only last time it worked out well for Thatcher too.
This time Cameron can't afford to get into another war.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

We ain't got no aircraft carrier.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

If we had given Gary Mckinnon to America so they could stick him in Guantanamo bay they'd have bombed them for us

( Peej, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I'm not trying to put you down in anyway, old chap
I'm trying to avoid a tiresome debate about the Falkland Islands.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

He Cannae See Man!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I never saw this on TV
But its OK because they did a comic strip of it in Smash Hits magazine.
( Peej, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Bykerlolz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)

MY EEEEEEEIIIIYYYYES.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Only if those dagoes give Argentina back to the indigenous Amerindian people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

^^ this ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

And they give it back to the those dinosaur riding cavemen

( Peej, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Nationalism is the last refuge of desperate politicians
especially where the real motivation is resources (be it oil or Lebensraum)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Don't cry for me...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I hate Ryvita

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)