And to think I sent you a text wishing you a happy Christmas.
If it wasn't for the fact I get unlimited texts on my phone contract I'd be chasing you for 12p
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's the thought that counts, so by all means invoice me for that 12p, It's only right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I'm happy to write it off.
I'm in a generous mood thanks to a unexpected cheque from HMRC on Saturday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Nice one.
Sounds like we both had similar weekends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Very similar.
Your weekend was shit, mine was great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:00, Reply)

We could be twins!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:02, Reply)

LOL WOT IS DA PAYMUNT PLEYAN ?!??!?!?! IZ DAER INTUREST ON DAT?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:01, Reply)

There is still a cost, Jeff.
How much do you pay per month on your contract? How many text messages do you usually send?
I suggest you should probably agree to settle on 8-10p, bearing in mind the time it took you to type the message as well.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I think he should hold out for the full 12p.
Time spent writing it etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I was taking into account the fact that the more messages he sends, the lower the price per text.
Also he has to be realistic about your ability to pay.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I've got a whole pile of Xmas presents for my kid that I can take back for a refund.
I'm rich!

In other news, my FOUR YEAR OLD CHILD got an iPad for Xmas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Your ex must be really struggling on her benefits.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Standard kit for scroungers
according to the Daily Heil.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)

She really is.
It's heartbeaking to watch. The week before Xmas she'd coached my kid to tell me she needs a PE kit, as I walked in the door. Then we went out, it was quite cold but luckily my kid had a STELLA MCCARTNEY jumper to keep her warm. £50-80 online.

The poor wee mite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)