Why the actual fuck to people try and do these things in January?
Choose a less dark and depressing month to attempt (and fail) to make wholesale changes to your life that you aren't actually that bothered about, otherwise you'd be doing already.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If I'm going to do something
I absolutely have to do it the very moment I make up my mind or I get all fidgety and annoyed. It's the making up my mind to get off my fat arse that's the issue. I have never found new year's resolutions help to provide the necessary motivation. Ever. Ergo, solely because they don't work for me, I am judging them stupid and pointless and that everybody that makes them's a moron.

*gavel cracks*

Next case.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

If you actually care about something enough to make a lifestyle change over it
You'd have done it already.

Ergo, they are fucking pointless. Agreed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

it's only dark and depressing for you lot in England.
it's warm and sunny here in aus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I'm not in England, you flaming galah.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

nor I
but that just makes it more more dark and depressing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

yeah, but you're in Wales
there's no hope for you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

it's part of it's charm

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

because you are so over-indulged over christmas and new year
that it seems like a good time to get off your arse and shift it. although i actually managed to come back from an all-inclusive without having gained any weight, which makes me suspect i did not drink enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

It's a terrible time to try and do anything you've not been doing before.
You've got no chance

/TMB - oozing positivity since 1975.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

we should have a hefty bet on it
that would motivate me and also give me extra pocket money when the no spending one lifts. problem solved.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)