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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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yo, /talk is quietcan you all please introduce yourselves to me with one sentence that sums you up? like a redeeming feature or a hobby that defines you or something?
it'll save time getting to know each other, innit?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:44,
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latest was 13 years ago)
alright, french jokes aimed at you.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:47,
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Monty.I am a frightful prick. But then you know that already.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:49,
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ok, prick, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:50,
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low self esteem, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:50,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1822709
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:51,
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Can't you just make something up?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:50,
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you're a founding member of the bnp?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:51,
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I can't take all the credit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:52,
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I spent ages writing those inflammatory leaflets and for what?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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Well, you know whose fault that is...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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TMBI have no redeeming features and Swipe thinks I'm gay.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:51,
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others think you're gay, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:52,
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sportscowBoring northern cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:56,
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ok, hates southerners, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:00,
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ok, unaware of correct idioms, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:02,
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Enough about us, what about YOU, The Doveston?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:03,
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welsh, procrastinator, male, likes beerinternet hero
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:15,
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doesn't have a job, got it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:22,
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depends on your definition of jobi get paid by a company
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:25,
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You're just going to have to come out with it, if you want to find out if he's single or not.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:25,
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ok, tells lies on the internet, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:13,
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ok, honest, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:15,
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are you in wetherspoons right now?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:19,
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OK, obstreperous bogan, got it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:17,
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I resent that.I am not a bogan.
I am a little obstreperous at times though.
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If you were a wrestler your name would be Hulk Bogan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:21,
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If she were a Radio 2 presenter, who helps to bring together young women with older men, her name would be Terry Bogan.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:24,
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If she'd been the male lead in Zack and Mirri Make A Pornoshe'd be Seth Bogan.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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If she were a curry, she'd be a Bogan Josh.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:39,
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If she was in Altered ImagesShe's be Clare Bogan.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:43,
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are you the australian girl i dated for a bit?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:23,
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Reverend FisterNeither a Reverend, nor a fister of Reverends.
However, I am a Scotch cunt who occasionally plays cricket in between the monsoons.
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Pretty good Monters old boy.Just catching up with the OT gossip. Sorry to hear of your weekend issues. Precisely WTF is the mad old tart up to?
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The usual: 'being a fucking cunt'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:25,
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She needs bloody locking up.She's definitely more mental than most. So what is her boyfriend up to - texting you? Is he mental as well?
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He was something of an ally until the weekend.But now he's been forced out of loyalty to defend the indefensible and as such has made a major cock of himself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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She must be great in the sack, that's the only thing I can think of.Oh maybe he's just relieved that she's being mental with someone else rather than him?
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I bet he makes sure he wears two condoms.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:40,
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PreciselyAlthough if he has any sense he'll be sleeping with one eye open from now on.
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i like cricket, i think we'll get on.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:24,
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Excellent.My team only played 11 games out of a possible 36 last year. Shit.
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ok, captain beefheart, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:28,
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I've never 'got' Captain Beefheart.True story, se'sly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:30,
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what about the other one? Frank Zappa?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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He's fucking dreadful.What could be worse than tedious noodly jazz rock? Tedious noodly jazz rock that thinks it's clever and funny. Dreadful man without merit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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It's not all tedious noodly jazz rock.He also does tedious noodly garage, tedious noodly doo wop, tedious noodly musique concrète, etc.
Some of it is pretty good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:39,
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He's a smug wanker and I am very glad he's dead.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:40,
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Mothers of inBENTion more like!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:43,
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Windy PigSuperstar.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:28,
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do you think you're what they say you are?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:29,
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no.Alright The Doveston.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:30,
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i don't think i'm him(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:31,
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I replied in the wrong place.just go with it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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+ Went round the corner on a Yamaha.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:29,
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Severe testicular trauma involving the top of a waste receptacle.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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yeah, you can give that back at some point please(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:44,
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good at karaoke, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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I'm not sure why people feel the need to put their name in the subject linewhen it's at the end of the post anyway.
I'm a Brummy recently moved to London where I am being led into bad ways by the sophisticated City types.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:29,
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ok, pedant, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:35,
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Dull with occasional flashes of blinding witusually after the thread has already died
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interesting private life, got it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:43,
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BartlebyA sort of least popular uncle to the young'uns.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1822716
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:35,
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Haha.My lady's local paper was full of Jim Davidson's arrest this weekend.
A bunch of people in black hoodies were removing computers from his house. They refused to say whether they were police officers or not.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:39,
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CQlefty cyclist of unstable mental and emotional state.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:40,
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grumpy as first day of new years resolutions can be put off no longerno food, no diet coke, no vodka, no spending money, no more greggs hat bebbeh, lots of washing and tidying, lots of going to the gym. january is looking dark, man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:40,
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According to today's Sun, the heir to the Gregg's empire is a nonce.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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then don't do all the resolutions at onceresolutions that make you feel bad won't last past next week, duh!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:42,
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they are essential thoughi have been very lazy and alcoholic for the past month!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:44,
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that's basically my point down there.There wasn't nearly enough abuse or negativity in your post, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:46,
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i shall make it a resolution to be more of a cunt...hang on
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:47,
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This is the spirit.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50,
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i'll text you laterit's definitely done this time, dude
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:43,
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Course it is. Course.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45,
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I shall reserve judgement.Except to point out this is the fifth time you've said this to me.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45,
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I'm sure she's said it to me three or four times as well.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:47,
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They say love's blind.In this case, it's also deaf, dumb, mentally retarded and has little flippers instead of arms.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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I like this.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:51,
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Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45,
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Why the actual fuck to people try and do these things in January?Choose a less dark and depressing month to attempt (and fail) to make wholesale changes to your life that you aren't actually that bothered about, otherwise you'd be doing already.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:45,
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If I'm going to do somethingI absolutely have to do it the very moment I make up my mind or I get all fidgety and annoyed. It's the making up my mind to get off my fat arse that's the issue. I have never found new year's resolutions help to provide the necessary motivation. Ever. Ergo, solely because they don't work for me, I am judging them stupid and pointless and that everybody that makes them's a moron.
*gavel cracks*
Next case.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:48,
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If you actually care about something enough to make a lifestyle change over itYou'd have done it already.
Ergo, they are fucking pointless. Agreed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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it's only dark and depressing for you lot in England.it's warm and sunny here in aus.
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I'm not in England, you flaming galah.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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nor Ibut that just makes it more more dark and depressing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50,
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yeah, but you're in Walesthere's no hope for you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:52,
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it's part of it's charm(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:56,
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because you are so over-indulged over christmas and new yearthat it seems like a good time to get off your arse and shift it. although i actually managed to come back from an all-inclusive without having gained any weight, which makes me suspect i did not drink enough.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:50,
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It's a terrible time to try and do anything you've not been doing before.You've got no chance
/TMB - oozing positivity since 1975.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:51,
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we should have a hefty bet on itthat would motivate me and also give me extra pocket money when the no spending one lifts. problem solved.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:54,
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I've either got RSI or Gout.My middle finger on my right hand curled up and immobile without a lot of pain.
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Could be arthritis.Though it'd have to be a weird and rare sort as it doesn't get that bad in one joint without others being affected.
Alternatively, it's wanking cancer.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:51,
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I'm left handed.It probably has nothing to do with me playing starcraft 2 until 3am on Saturday.
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Nah, it's not going to be related.Trust me, I'm not a doctor, but I've read a few gynaecological magazines.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:01,
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oh yeah, my stupid ex had gouthe also had blood poisoning from it. hope this helps
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:55,
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I want to get gout.Badge of honour innit?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 10:57,
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Gout is a middle class version of getting an ASBO.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:00,
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Since you don't have facebook, you should watch this funny video I posted on facebookwww.youtube.com/watch?v=RtlYi1yLTVQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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I'll try to remember to look later.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:03,
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Oh YOU.Nah I just can't youtube at werk. I might well go straight to bed when I get home though, I have hardly slept for two days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:14,
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To explain it better.I'm using my mouse with my right hand and my middle finger is below the scroll wheel and the fingernail is facing down.
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it was probably because you fell asleepwith your finger in your arse
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:00,
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