I don't care what YOU like, I want to know what I'D like.
God. Amateur.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:22, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

very well. You'd like wanking through some girl's window late at night

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

he keeps trying that with me
luckily i'm on the second floor and he's not that tall
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

yeah, but if he holds off for a week or so
he can generate the required pressure to elevate a pop shot two stories.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I'm going to take that advice
she's always leaning out of her window, laughing at me.

I'll show her, enough denial and in a month or so I'll be able to fire a rope straight into her smug fucking eye.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

True enough.
But I was rather hoping for somebody to address the issue at hand. Brandy.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

What sort of brandy?
Armagnac? cognac? metaxa? marc or grappa?

Or are you counting fruit brandies? Schnapps? Kirsch? Calvados?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

What?
Fucking brandy.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)

You want this one then:
www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/product_range/product_range_22881.htm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

brandy is just distilled wine.
there are shit loads of types, all very different. You might as well ask me to recommend a beer without staying whether you like lager, ale, etc.

See below, try an Armagnac. Nicer and better value that cognac as it doesn't have the rapper/Monty Boyce market driving the prices up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

If you actually want some advice, try a decent armagnac.
Janneau is a great bet for value, try the 8 year old to start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Excellent badge, thanks.
I shall do that.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Then make a lolarious joke about having an eight year old called Brandy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Waitrose sell it for less than £25 I think.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Cuntreau

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You'd like this one:
www.winedancer.com/contents/en-uk/p1548.html?gclid=CI_28bHF2LQCFTDMtAoddD4AYA
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I fucking would as well
Unfortunately though, I forgot to born as Prince Rainier of Monaco, so I'll have to give it a miss.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Schoolboy error there, Krones.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)