"Did you know that red meat satys in your guts for 2 years?"
said the spastic behind me just now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:31, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I usually only have the chicken satys

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

This is the best post of the day but everyones fucked off now so it wont get on the popular page.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

well you had your bent serenity post on there
there must been a lot of sweaty handed geek clicking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

It's because I mentioned a girl.
and probably a number of missclicks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Needs moar Lokesy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

There is one flaw
Chicken satay is fucking rank
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

You are wrong.
Shit chicken satay is shit - but it doesn't have to be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

The thing is, right, to my understanding, satay is basically peanuts
and peanuts are the worst thing you could ever put in your mouth, with the exception of shit with peanuts in it, but including peanut-free shit, and Russell Brand's talentless AIDS-ridden dick.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

What about Lokesy's giant bread-like forehead?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Mmmmmmmbread
Hanson's zzzzzzzzz

Am on a high-protein low-carb diet so, you know, want bread.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

have you considered turning round and thumping in the side of the head with anything heavy in reach

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

she's actually really nice and gives me Malaysian curry when she makes it
as she is Malay on one side
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

She sounds like a right fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I bet you hate being given free tasty food

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Yeah fuck that shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I fucking love malaysian food.
You should go on holiday there, even I could afford it, with the help of a credit card.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Typical Lokesy!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

he is atypical in the extreme

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

So is your fucking cunt kid.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I did a lol.
Then I felt bad, his kid is not totally fucked yet, she will be when NA's done though
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

God I bed she's god an awful name. Like Posche or Cammie

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Pretty rich coming from you
she has a normal name thanks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I didn't choose my name.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

and neither did mini jesus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I know, that's why I wasn't mocking her. I was mocking you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

sounds like you are mocking her tbh
either way i do have a shit name, so i feel your pain
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I'm mocking you, if that helps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I preferred it when we were all bullying Lokesy
i had a glimpse of the other side
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Don't worry Nakers.
I'm definitely not done with old Lokesy yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

it's been the best thing here for a while

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I agree

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Nailed to a couple of ice lolly sticks
Using your cock. Er, and another, equally tiny, cock.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I'm not sure where you are going with this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Oh thank god
I thought I was alone in that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I'm gonna teach her everything I know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

everything both things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

and those are The Encyclopedia Brittania A-M and N - Z
but not spelling or grammar
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

The joys of home networking.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

You take that back about my fucking cunt kids!
That's fucking out of order mate!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I'm stuck in some weird cunt kid circular argument

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

that makes it good value, surely?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)