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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm flicking through photos I took in a pitch black warehouse earlier
(with a flash obviously) and I'm a bit scared that I'm going to see a ghost in the corner.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
um...
Why were you there in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Because I had to have a look around and see how we can get into the basement.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
to hide the bodies

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)
IT'S SNOWTOWN ALL OVER AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Look Ken, just because you dream of killing your wife so you can spend more time on OK cupid trawling for underage clunge
doesn't mean the rest of us are fat disgusting sweaty nonces.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
is every aussie on here on Ok Cupid?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
+with Vibes, fingers and lube

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
You got the wrong Aussie.
Ringo has the OK Cupid (great name. Not) account.

I'm blessed with a good marriage. I do sweat a bit, thanks to hot weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I hard your marriage was so strong you can wank into you wife's hair every night and still she doesn't divorce you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
every night...pfffft.
I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I also 'hard' just thinking about it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Good for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)
He's 'hard' cos he wants cummy hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)
He disgusts me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Having a Fritzl moment

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

moment wank
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

What's the bet someone will make a film about that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Emvee has already started, but in his version Fritzl is a zombie and he likes shoving dice up his kids fannies
edit: sorry for this post
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:04, Reply)
He has me on 2.0 the cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)
does that mean you win, or we all lose?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)
It means I win.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Employing 2.0 is admitting you have lost.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)

I'm laughing cos you are outraged at his unfair 2.0ing and still call him a cunt. It's like you are offended at not having a decent rival to goad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I fucking love that bloke, he is 100% GUARANTEED to get upset every. single. time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Dice? That was a strange choice of insertion medium.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
it really is
but visit emvees adult website and you'll understand why I said it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)
ok. what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
DON'T DO IT OATHSY SOME THINGS A MAN CANNOT 'UNSEE'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:19, Reply)
ok. I'm guessing it's wierd shit masquerading as avant garde art.

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
nah, it's mainly half naked girls posing with kids' toys
or superman knickers, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)
Until you've seen a 12 sided dice nestled in the labia of a bespectacled nerd chick
You ent seen nuttin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Yeah but was it like a cute nerd chick with a tidy biff
or did she look like Bella was giving birth to Cthulhu?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I think I'll give it a miss.
But I get the general idea. Not a fan of mixing innocent kiddie toys with adult nudity for "edgy" visual impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
The word is 'creepy'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:38, Reply)
It is
a) pathetic and
b) more than a little creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
First date
"so Emvee, tell me what you like to do in your free time?"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
+ ' what's with that balloon on your head?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Hahahahha
Oh god embarrassing bus lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:32, Reply)

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