I've not ventured for my morning ablutions yet.
I'll be sure to keep you posted, old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

have a coffe and a packet of polos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)

It's under control
I've just been busy. Admittedly, "busy" partially means "laughing at pathetic idiots on QFTW" but ... it's important work.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Anyone in particular?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

This is just a good one for dragging out the people who seem to have no idea how an adult relationship functions.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

It's very simple, really.
The woman makes the dinner whilst the man goes to the pub, gets pissed and then makes her knickers fizz when he gets home by uttering the immortal words "Get up them stairs".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

put your knickers on love and make us a cup of tea?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Yes, but wait a couple of minutes before saying it.
Don't want to appear insensitive.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

One of the great advantages of this modern age, in which we live
is that you can now post on the internet while you are shitting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I feel that my colleagues would look at me strangely
if I wandered into the shitter with a laptop. And I don't "do" b3ta on my phone.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)