Imagine waking up one morning, looking in the mirror and realising that you're Belgian
That person is the most unfortunate person in the world.

alt: Yes, all the time, why not, people don't matter.

altalt: I once ate a whole rotisserie chicken with potatoes an hour after having a steak dinner (at 6am)
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hmmm
but belgium is the home of beer, chips and chocolate. i think there might be worse places. but i'll take the answer into srs account.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Nothing wrong with Belgium itself
But can you imagine being Belgian? All Poirot and that? Horrible. A fate worse than death.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)

It gets worse
On top of being Belgian, you look like this
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)