None, I'm a failure at gettin stars too
There's a couple of wiggly lines though
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Dude, wiggly lines are the equivalent to 8 stars!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

It's also got a picture of me with a hangover on it
Best badge
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I once had real difficulty getting into the US
because my passport was 9 years old and the pic was of me aged 15 with long flowing hair and a fresh, cherubic countenance. 'This is a lady's passport sir'.

9 years of hard drugs and heavy drinking had rendered me unrecognisable aged 25 :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

That would explain why you got beats from a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:38, Reply)

You mean techbag breakbeats?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:39, Reply)

NO SPAZ i mean techno-wizard-deepbag beats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

DURRR WHAT A THICKY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

OH FFS WHAT KIND OF WANKER GETS *THAT* WRONG I MEAN SE'SLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:44, Reply)

dozer that's who

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)