Today has been a real OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK day until the last two hours where I did Super Awesomeness and fixed it all up.
- I fixed a fucked up HUUUUUUUGE financial firm's online portal from the brink of no return with no backups
- I sorted out one of the biggest-venues-in-europe's site for something they're preparing
- That girl I was worrying about yesterday was equally worried and also wanted to pull out
- I found, and fixed, an error with something called ExpresionEngine* when a site gets to a certain size, which I'll blog up on behalf of my company so other people can watch out for.

Just now a delivery guy just went phsyco on me because I didn't order a take-away and he tried to deliver it. It was from some place I ain't heard of and is indian food which I just go to the place up the road 'cus its dead good and I ain't a fan of indian food normally.... although I didn't think to ask if it had already been paid so probably could have eaten for free.

So, whats up with you, sugartits?

* makes up about 0.3% of all websites that have a CMS, that can be detected.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 18:48, 16 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm in the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 19:15, Reply)

You win
Although you'll be proper well gell of my epic rib sandwich I'm making.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)

oh, so you work in IT?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Yeh' blud, innit.
I make internets =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)

neat, hook me up with some of the good shit, bro
pure and unadulterated internet, the only stuff i can source is stale
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I got sourcecode for my saucecode, yah'getsme?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:42, Reply)

well, you either have a hydroponic system in you loft
or you make your own jam
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:46, Reply)

nuthin'
Had a takeaway (well, chicken and chips, anyway)from the local chinese. Am now stuffed, drinking a ton-load of water (my concession to new year's health improvement) and looking for a good film to watch with him indoors.

Exciting Friday night plans, I'm sure you'll agree.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:20, Reply)

No sauce ?!?!?!
I'm creaming myself over Elementry at the mo', Person of Interest is good so far, BBC's Shurlock Holmes is really good and like mini films.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:43, Reply)

sartorial tip:
Streetwear/ skate gear, with classic fragrances. Think The Hundreds, DC, Unabomber with Cerutti 1881.

Chicks man, they dig that shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I've been wearing Beckham Instinct for a couple of months now and I love it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 21:40, Reply)

that's not a classic men's fragrance.
Sorry Gonz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 21:47, Reply)

*checks for Fakedozer*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 0:13, Reply)

Shut up Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I'm still in the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 22:38, Reply)

drunk and about to have an ill-advised joint.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 0:46, Reply)