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What I don't like is having to do certain things differently or not at all in case I have a fit.
As an example, I can't take my daughter swimming without my wife or another adult accompanying us.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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This is purely because of height restrictions at the baths though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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No, that's because you're a filthy Saville and can't be trusted alone in a swimming pool.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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Yes dear.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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accompanying throwing their washing in with
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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I reckon his mrs must follow him round with a couple of persil liquitabs in her handbag at all times.
That and a morning after pill so they don't have to renew their marriage vows again.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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Well, at least my fertility isn't a problem.
Unlike some people I could mention eh Al?
What was it like trying to spunk in to a petri dish?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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The first neurologist I saw advised me not to go swimming with my daughter in a deserted mountain lake.
It's pretty crap. I love those deserted mountain lakes.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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It's not deserted if you're there, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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That's why she can't go swimming in deserted mountain lakes!
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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That's very true.
I expected better logic from a neurologist. It's not brain surgery.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:08,
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LOL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:27,
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