6. Enjoy your £20 cheese on toast

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:41, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

7. Realise that actually it's pretty fucking foul despite the Michelin star food price and start to cry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Monty's daily schedule:
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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:45, Reply)

CHIVAS REGAL?
Dear God no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)

And you wonder why he shot himself

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)

MOnty shot himself?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I'm sure I'd remember if I did that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)

depending which bit of your brain you shot out

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Because he was so bored with making up complete bullshit claims about his drink and drug habits
and having them printed as the truth by utter mug journalists?

Fair enough, it must have become very tedious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Yeah, I also think he was a fucking weirdo
When his son found his body his response was to go out side and discharge a shotgun.

Weirdo.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)

A weirdo and a shit writer too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:00, Reply)

I quite enjoyed his collections of letters, particularly the second one when he actually ran for office.
but his collections of newspaper columns got quite tedious
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)

despite knowing this is theory
once every few months this is exactly what I want to eat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:45, Reply)

I have had Dominoes pizza twice in my life
both times it was the worst pizza I've ever had (they tied for the position).

I tend to try out all the one-shop pizza places on just-eat.co.uk until I find one I like with a good offer and then stick with that one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Savory doughnut

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)