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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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badger... so if my dad, 2 days post surgery, is super-fit so was doing really well but this morning has a lot of pain, a v swollen leg and suspected dvt
should i be mildly concerned, worrying, or panicking my arse off??
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
who suspects DVT - him or his doctor?
and what was the surgery?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)
knee replacement
and the doctor - he's still in hospital. they couldn't control the pain last night and this morning the dr came round and looked at it and said possibly dvt, come for checks :(
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)
I think as long as you catch DVT it should be fine...

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I have often thought
that Deep Vein Thrombosis sounds like the name of a 40's blues singer
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
How often?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
3 times in the last 6 months

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I'd have said that was sometimes, rather than often.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)
In the grand scheme of things
and in relation to how often DVT is mentioned I would say often
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
SOMETIMES

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Quick! Check his will.

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
If he's in hospital and they are aware the risks are very low.
They can break the clot up in a controlled environment while monitoring him all the time. It's not perfectly ideal, obviously, but I really shouldn't worry.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Listen the guy's ill, no need to call him a clot. FFS how rude are you?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
clot is an excellent insult

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Innit. Up there with 'oaf'

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
my grandad used to call people "clarteard"
it took me years to work out that he meant "cloth-eared".
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)
was he from NI?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
halifax
or hafilax, as he used to hilariously call it
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
phew
thank you.

after al wished him dead yesterday, i'd hate al to be right about anything.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)
also, there's still a good chance it isn't DVT
pain management and swelling after major procedures is a fucking lottery. Even on tramadol and nerve blockers I was nearly in tears for about 24 hours after they plated my arm up.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)
gay

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)
what a crybaby prick

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)
that's indisputable
but what gay has to do with low pain tolerance I have no idea. I mean, surely taking a large cock in your bot bot on a regular basis has to at least smart a little bit?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
why does it have to be a large cock eh
do you hate the small penised community so much
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
It's not that I hate them. I just can't relate to them on a personal level, you understand?

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
i think he's such a bloody macho man that he's been overdoing it
look, i can walk already, and i was only under the knife an hour ago, all those other poor suckers on their zimmer frames...

MEN.

that includes you...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I knew the closure of NHS direct woul;d lead to this sort of thing

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)
i'm hoping it will lead to psychodull getting a new job somewhere that bans b3ta
no more disappearing threads
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:35, Reply)

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