Morning Boyce.
Poor cunts in Poland already, can we not give him a little slack, it is, after all, the second shittest country.

Altalt: I've seen the advert for that show, and it looks a bit wank, but I've heard very good things from my mate "in the business," so you never know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:43, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

what's the first worst? Is it Scotland? It's Scotland isn't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Wakkistan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Hungary.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Romania is fucking frightful too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Positively Dickensian. Awful place. I have seen gangs of barefoot street urchins in Bucharest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

coming soon to a part of london near you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Near you maybe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

the embassy is about 5 mins from my flat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I bet that increases your house insurance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

what's the shittest?
i've got to say that chad looks pretty shit, at least according to "lonely planet".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Luxembourg. or Chad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Chad is positively lovely compared to east London.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I dunno I fucking hate that song about being a Rockstar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's certainly no 'Kilburn High Road' is it?
We in the East End can only dream of the glamour that is 'watching a red-faced Paddy wet himself outside the bookies at 9am'.

Maybe one day....maybe.

*dreams the dream*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

You know very well I hate living in London.
Just need to secure the right permanent job and then we're moving. Mrs B has finally agreed.

No way do I want to bring my daughter up in London.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

www.lonelyplanet.com/chad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

alright, my little sunbeam x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

u r my lite and lyfe. xoxoxo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Thanks for the support WP xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Don't lose it and kill a hooker though,
I know it seems like a good idea, but it's not.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I don't have the energy, even if I had the inclination.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

inclination reach
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Altalt: I think in this instance I do know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:46, Reply)

yeah, probably.
To be fair, my mate in the business is actually a guy that drinks in the pub and is currently shooting a comedy based around a female rugby team. So far, from what he's let me see of the script, it's mostly pretty offensive to lesbians.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Charming.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

will it be on channel 4
will it have tits... or maybe a cheeky bottom...

If the answer is yes those there munchers dan le rug will love it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I don't know bonzo me old mate,
But I do know that I will not be watching it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Sounds like it is destined for BBC3

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)