Not really, have you heard about my latest networking disaster?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

They should totally make power cables and ethernet cables look identical.

( Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)

:(
I also bought a male/male aerial wire and I need a male/female aerial wire, WHY IS LIFE SO HARD?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)

It isn't.
You're just a 'tard.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Make like Mrs Ape and turn it over

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:04, Reply)

what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

aerial wire and I need a male/female aerial wire jazz mag
LIFE MY PENIS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Since when did the aerial in on the back of a TV start being female?
I'll tell you, since never. John Logie Baird considered it and thought "HOOTS! ONLY A TOTAL SPASTIC WOULD CONSIDER THAT A BONNY IDEA"

Are you a spastic, Nakers? Are you?
( Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Would you like a hint?

( Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

are you offering to come over and set it all up for me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Am I offering to go to your house from the other side of London
and plug the right cables into the right sockets? For free?

No.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I'll pay you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

You don't have to pay me
you don't need my help at all. Just buy the right cables and plug them in.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)

i tried that :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:23, Reply)

What a cheeky cunt eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

You just need an adaptor, not a new cable.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

there's always something isn't there
I just want my tv to talk to my digi box thing so i can record
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

If you haven't got a drawer full of cables and adaptors already you've failed as a man.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

It's little wonder Mrs Ape looks elsewhere.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

i have draws of cables and shit, but never the correct one
i have 6 USB wires with differing mini, midi, maxi usb ends on them and yet, i can never find one to fit my blackberry.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Hideous anus euphemism of the day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Blackberrys use the same D shape mini USB as every other non-Apple smartphone
ffs, the other ones are for external disk drives and stuff.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I don't even know where they came from
and also i've had two BBs and they've had different sized usb inputs, so there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I'm pretty sure they haven't
or else you've been sold a Blackberry knockoff
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

well they have
My boss has an older BB than me and his charger doesn't fit my BB
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I'm more of a hammer and nails sort of chap to be honest, i ahve loads of that shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I bet you're always using the wrong hammer as well

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

He's always wondering why he's wrecking the head of his mallet
when he's putting up pictures, I bet.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Psst: that's a screwdriver m8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

DAMMIT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 11:24, Reply)