Good skills, WP.
My brother totalled my Dad's car - hit a telegraph pole doing 90 and barrel rolled it 2 or 3 times.

He explained that his mantra was "if you do enough damage to the car, the first thought is always going to 'thank fuck he's alive' rather than 'you car stealing/trashing cunt' "

It's an interesting theory, but not without its flaws. Namely, given how much damage he did, he should be dead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I call bullshit.
Why was a telegraph pole doing 90?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)

it was showing off to the pylon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

massive drugzors, monts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

his Mantra
That was the Opel import wasnt it?

80's car jokes are always very funny
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)

You are SO right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

thanks
I will have Tricolore 2 Sil Vous Plait
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

'Quel est le chemin de la bibliothèque?'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

they are all closed frenchie

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Je m'appelle Badger
J'ai trente-sept ans et j'habite a Edinburgh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Qu'est que tu fait quand il fait beau?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Je masturber dans le parcs de Edinburgh.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

merde je ne peux pas croire que vous etes plus jeune que moi

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)

malchance.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Was never going to care about me more than that bike,
It was his pride and joy and I put it in a ditch and walked away. I think he'd have been happier if I'd been hurt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

that is a bit shitty of him, old chap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

yeah, he's not so bad now. He's become a proper dad and less of a shouty wind bag since mum died.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)

making a new child is free
bikes cost money
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:15, Reply)

raising a new child to the age of 17
costs a fuck sight more than any bike out there, though.

It doesn't even make sense on a financial level, Nakers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Nakers. The bentest spastyist spastic of them all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)