but why would you when you can have dirty prozzie sex?
THINK chomples, c'mon, THINK
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I was told once 'if it floats, flies or fucks then rent it'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

never buy a duck prostitute, is what you're saying then

( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I dunno, I've heard duck fannies are like tiny labyrinths

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)

david bowie's lurking at the back playing with his balls?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

what babe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

He said "david bowie's lurking at the back playing with his balls", sweetheart.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)

theyb are spiral shaped, some clockwise, others anticlockwise
that way only the mallards with the correctly twisting cocks can mate with them. Mallards get explosive erections as well...

scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/ NSFW if you are a duck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

pervert.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)

is that not the weirdest video you've ever seen?
actually don't answer that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)

*something about putting it on the bill*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)

*something about please kill yourself*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:40, Reply)