Would someone please pass me some industrial strength tape? My sides have split

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

duck tape?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)

you could sit on Dozer's shoulders and you just about make one Real Boy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)

I do wonder how I ended up enjoying your company offline a couple of times.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)

is this code to say you were gobbed off by Philleas?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:27, Reply)

because, like you, I'm actually a quite nice guy IRL
if you pay attention you'll notice these things usually start with you being an online cunt first. *shrug* you can't have it both ways, if it's OK for you to be a cunt online and not in person, then the same applies to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)

so are you saying Battered is a cunt or isn't a cunt? Does he have cunt kids?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)

I am a cunt. My child is not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

he seems a nice chap when I've met him.
good bloke, would drink with again, 8/10

but on here his persona is prettymuch cunty. I've given up trying to reconcile the 2 so I respond in kind.

no idea about his kids.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Most people on here come across as cunty though.
Saying that, I never understood why 'amusing online' has to be the same as 'cuntish twat online'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Cunt off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)

I feel I have a foot in both corners

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)

me neither
but the options seem to be, getting angry about it, leaving or learning to live with it. I tried the first andd it only hurt me, I tried the second but there are still some people on here I genuinely like so it's option 3.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)

ahhh, cheers matey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I am on record as saying that you're alright, for a marketing cunt, I stand by this, I quite like you.
sorry about that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)

I tend to vacillate between the three

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:54, Reply)

true dat

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)

This is a fair point.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

I know it is you great spastic.
you even agreed with me last time I raised it, jeez I thought my memory was bad....,

my post-flounce resolution was not to take online shit too seriously.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)

My memory is fucked.
*epilepsylols*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)

this explains a lot.
I'll put it in my sig mate then you won't forget. *affectionately ruffles hair*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Wuv woo. xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)

oh man, screen catching dis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

1st or second flounce ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)

did I do 2?
gosh my memory is shite. linky?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

naiai69 flounced didn't he?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)

no I just changed usernames
I never posted much under that name, I might have stopped altogether for a while, but it was more not being here than a flounce if you see what I mean.

I think..
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

i remember you being quite angry most of the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)

OK, if you say so.
I think you remember better than me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Only a cunt would take online shit too seriously.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)

i take it terribly seriously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)

i pretty much cry myself to sleep everynight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)

when I've finished cutting mysel,f that is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

LOL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Down the road not across the tracks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)

depressingly this is the second time I've been given this advice in 2 days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Mothers can be so cruel.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Caring too much about other people is probably the worst thing I do to myself

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)

This is probably the bentest thing you've ever posted.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)

yup.
only dared say it because this is gay-shift. maybe I should delete
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)

you've completely missed the point of tangles post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:48, Reply)

that I am like unto Jesus?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)

you cared what he said

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:52, Reply)

ahh, right, point
but does that not mean I missed the point of my own post?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)