70cl XO Henny, 2g bugle, 1/8 weed and the rest on lager and curry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:26, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

winnar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

"Daddy, My shoes have holes in and the other girls make fun of my dress"

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Monty isn't your Dad scarpe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

+ go home, mate, you've had enough

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Hahah last time I saw my kid she was wearing an £80 Stella McCartney jumper and playing on her iPad.
She's 4
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I'll tell you how you can one-up that.
Boxes. big boxes that are big enough for her to fit in, a skip light, two packets of crisps on a paper plate and one of those 150ml cans of fizzy pop.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Hello
Got a Remy Martin VSOP as a sort of mid-range control, so that I can tell the difference when I buy a good one. Are you proud?

NO BREANDEAH CHAT
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)

BREANDEH CHAT IS PERMITTED
How're finding it? Not a bad mid-range choice I'd say - but you know my top pick for that price range AND CHOSE TO IGNORE MY SUPER-TIP SO FUCK YOU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:30, Reply)

But if I go straight for the top
that'll become my base line for judging. Everything else will taste like shit and I won't be able to learn to actually appreciate it. This way around, I get to do that and spot the taste of a shit one.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:32, Reply)

There is a twisted logic to this I suppose

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Also, Sainsbury's had a limited selection
and I'll be seen dead in Tescos at around the time the world ends.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Really?
The world is about to end and your final wish would be to find out what the inside of a Tesco store is like before you go?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Have you seen the Tesco's in Slough?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I haven't even seen Slough.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:46, Reply)

It'd be about the only way I could do so
and be certain of not being told off by mother when she found out about it.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)

order it online

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I basically get all my spirits from thedrinkshop.com
I'm probably being ripped off but they have a big selection.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

:(

( wanderlust, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)