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I ain't had a drink in three weeks
This is WELL FUCKING BORING
Someone come down the pub.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Our boss never asks us to do owt, he just announces that it'd be 'super awesome' if 'someone volunteered' to 'tank' this 'project'
Cunt
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
what?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)
yeah innit

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I will assume that he says this while
Pointing suggestively towards his groin, and waggling his eyebrows in your general direction
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
guy's french so probably

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
yeah baby
Tank my project
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
My boss likes using "take ownership".
I long for the days when bosses would just say "do this, you dick".
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
they did that for a bit, but now the buzzword is 'tank'
fucking ridiculous, might kill them all
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
what does tank even mean?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
see below

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
put your withered old cock away boyce

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
they mean in like an MMORPG sense
I dunno they must've read a book or sutin
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Stand there while the healer DOES ALL THE WORK?!?!?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
fuck knows man
I long ago gave up any chance at understanding anything anyone says round here
Just keep me head down and try to not get bothered
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
No no they are Paddies - they mean 'thank'

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
nah you can tell when they're saying that
cos it's not just 'thanks' it's 'TANKS A MILLION, JAYSUS LOVES YOU'
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Do they shake your hand for a bit too long and when they let you go their sweat is on your fingers
cos I went to 'Cark' once and that happened about 50 times.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Give or take 48

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)
nah they never touch me
and it's called CARK BAI, ALRIGHT DERE BAI, WEATHERS SHIT BAI
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Right you are.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)
so it is

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Me either mate
No booze since 2012. Let's annoy everyone by being smug teetotallers, until we drown in self-loathing.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Ok, while I'll be a smug drinker, enjoying a nice cold beer at the end of long day

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Aint beer brilliant

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
To be honest it's been dead easy
Just fucking dull, makes me realise how much I love PUB
Although I already loved PUB
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Yeah I don't miss it as much as I thought I would
but I do miss PUB. And as we all know, there is no point going to PUB and not drinking.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
it's making me realise that I don't need to drink less, just better
I miss really good beer from the good beer PUB on the way home
man I love that place
lets go
(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

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