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I ain't had a drink in three weeks
This is WELL FUCKING BORING
Someone come down the pub.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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Our boss never asks us to do owt, he just announces that it'd be 'super awesome' if 'someone volunteered' to 'tank' this 'project'
Cunt
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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what?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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yeah innit
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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I will assume that he says this while
Pointing suggestively towards his groin, and waggling his eyebrows in your general direction
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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guy's french so probably
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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yeah baby
Tank my project
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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My boss likes using "take ownership".
I long for the days when bosses would just say "do this, you dick".
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Kroney, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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they did that for a bit, but now the buzzword is 'tank'
fucking ridiculous, might kill them all
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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what does tank even mean?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:43,
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see below
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:43,
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put your withered old cock away boyce
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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they mean in like an MMORPG sense
I dunno they must've read a book or sutin
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Stand there while the healer DOES ALL THE WORK?!?!?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:20,
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fuck knows man
I long ago gave up any chance at understanding anything anyone says round here
Just keep me head down and try to not get bothered
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:25,
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No no they are Paddies - they mean 'thank'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:43,
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nah you can tell when they're saying that
cos it's not just 'thanks' it's 'TANKS A MILLION, JAYSUS LOVES YOU'
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Do they shake your hand for a bit too long and when they let you go their sweat is on your fingers
cos I went to 'Cark' once and that happened about 50 times.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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Give or take 48
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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nah they never touch me
and it's called CARK BAI, ALRIGHT DERE BAI, WEATHERS SHIT BAI
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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Right you are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:08,
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so it is
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:10,
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Me either mate
No booze since 2012. Let's annoy everyone by being smug teetotallers, until we drown in self-loathing.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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Ok, while I'll be a smug drinker, enjoying a nice cold beer at the end of long day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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Aint beer brilliant
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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To be honest it's been dead easy
Just fucking dull, makes me realise how much I love PUB
Although I already loved PUB
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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Yeah I don't miss it as much as I thought I would
but I do miss PUB. And as we all know, there is no point going to PUB and not drinking.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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it's making me realise that I don't need to drink less, just better
I miss really good beer from the good beer PUB on the way home
man I love that place
lets go
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Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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