Morning all.
Looks like I’m gonna be stuck in work till about mid-day.
I wonder if Battered’s plane is going to make it to Luton airport?
Alt: During the cold spell we could all do with a little more heat at the moment.
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/15/chilli-pepper-hot-for-you
What’s your Favourite dish using chilli’s?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 7:43, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

a chilli up the bum
lol
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 8:42, Reply)

No no no
You're doing it wrong, it's supposed to be Lego
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Lego Optimus Prime
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

alright Colonel Hartington-Smythe?
My mate does gorgeous stuffed chillies.

But they play havoc with my bowels, sad times :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

that reminds me of those
feta stuffed chillis they sell in lidls. Possibly the only reason lidls should exist. That and the fact i bought crochet hooks there once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)

These ones are those massive chillies.
Stuffed with wonderful spicy stuff and then baked.

He's a fantastic cook, his family own an Indian deli.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Morning PD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

aight H Dog.
I am meant to be studying but I'm easily distracted. There's a mirror in the room.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Any tales of woe on the commute back last night?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

No, it was fine.
It takes a fair bit to put the trains out of action, when the floods were happening it was a nightmare, but that was due to landslips and stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

15 min journey taken me 50 mins last night.
The roads were clear, but everyone driving at 5-10MPH WTF
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Sounds shit.
JUST LIKE YOUR LIFE!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)

*golf claps*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Thanks Harterz, I'm only messing.
I enjoy our detente.

What clinched it was that one time you did a takedown of Wilf. I admired your verve.

You still hate me though, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I've passed through the stage of hate
I lean more towards pity at the moment
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

oh man that made me lol under my breath.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I’m trying to understand some of the buttons
on the courtesy car that’s just been dropped off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)

The ring shaped thing on the right hand side controls the direction in which the wheels point.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Really? I thought that was a cup holder

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Think again, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:42, Reply)

nom nom nom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Exactly
I can't name the deli, but they do wonderful curry kits with fresh ingredients.

If you're arsed then I can gaz you the deets, they do mail order and that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

appreciate it
but probably shouldn't, still trying not to be lardy, plus I can't cook, I'd screw it up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

All you do is cook off your meat or veg, add a pint of water and the kit contents.
Can't go wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)

periperi things seem
to be made of ultimate delicious. Except the time I had it in Harvester :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Peri peri is nice
also Mojo sauce
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

never had it what's it like?
(i've never had much mojo)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

It's well nom
www.mojosauce.co.uk/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Flight was fine thanks. Was home by 8.30 this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Glad you made it back
We all really missed you Trustory
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Mornin'
I'm stuck at work til six pee em
Alt; best thing I ever bought was dried chili flakes, they go on everything. Totally changed my pizza game yo.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I am looking forward to making a batch of my spicy pickled onions
I’m gonna go for extra hot and use Dorset Naga chilli’s (or the Ghost chilli as known in the USA) this time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I got some sauces from Sinful Sauces and they do a wonderful barbecue flavour naga one
So smokey and rich, brilliant.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Sinful sauces are wicked, the Defcon wing sauces are amazing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Never seen the Defcon stuff before
I need to stick another order in for more sauces, running low on everything at the moment
( Theoban What of it, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

This, Defcon 1 is mental
www.chillibugs.co.uk/lev4_4_0_0_BBQ_and_Wing_Sauces.asp
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Fuck's sake
Didn't know about that shop
Bought a few things now
Damnation
( Theoban What of it, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
*looks up my commission*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

alright?
I'm meant to be studying but I'm listening to Cowboy Junkies instead.

Are you avoiding anything this morning?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I'm tring to avoid looking at the clock for the next 15 Mins.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I'm on a country tip.
Just put on Bonnie Prince Billy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

????? What?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

You on your comp or on your phone?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

On the work PC but I need to get new speakers no sound :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

if you have no sound then pointless me linking you to music stuff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Agreed, Link it another time when I'm at home
Anyway forget prince billy.

Try listening to King Billy Cokebottle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-_JSmYIUZ4
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I wish i had no speakers after clicking that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Thats it I'm outta here.
Laters
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)