Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The solution here is to just keep masturbating.Eventually either the cock or the clamp will give up and you should be able to separate them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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And Spleep is right.The more things you can get up your bottom, the better.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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I've always been a bit sensitive about my bum capacity.I've got my mobile phone, a champagne cork and a dozen HB pencils up there and it's already a bit snug.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:45,
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keep tryingand relax
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 17:58,
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You people are revolting.It's the beginning of January. What sort of nasty southern hemisphere grapes are you going to find in the plebmarket in fucking January?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 18:17,
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I happen to like rough trade grapes from down the market.Ones that have been pawed over by some grotesque, filthy tradesman.
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She was just rying to feed six childrenwith the semen of a vile costermonger.
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A notoriously indiscreet telephone.I hope you are nowhere near other diners.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:28,
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