Good morning Nakie-noo.
How the fuck are you?
Doodly doodly doo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

SHUT UP FLANDERS.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

alright, I had massive Sunday night dread last night so drank a bottle of wine which made me feel better
Work is misery at the moment and I REALLY can't be arsed.

How are you, any time with the baby girl over the weekend?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I haven't seen my kid since Dec 22nd - apart from the fifteen minutes in which her mother tried to strangle me.
I'm in fucking pieces about it, truth be told. Zero sense of humour on this topic, soz. I know the feeling re work - I hate that Sunday panic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)

you poor bugger.
If it's any consolation, I just farted, and aimed it in her direction. Not yours, just hers.

She's a fucking mental.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I realise that I have never *actually* hated anyone else in my life.
It's like the difference between 'a bad cold' and proper flu.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

yeah, it's surprising how much energy it sucks out of you to properly, truly hate someone.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate, it is truly cruel to use a child in this manner
regardless of your ex's feelings about you and how she wants to hurt you, your daughter needs you and to deny her that contact will, in the long run, be most damaging to her.

I really do feel for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I don't have a kid, but I know in my guts that this is true.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Thanks 'Chaka Khan'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:30, Reply)

For you baby, I can be every woman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

You're too young to get this I expect but there you go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:33, Reply)

i am aware of Chaka's work, but if I'm honest, not this reference

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Did someone say they need their Chaka realigning?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

very good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

not +

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I'm feeling generous today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

She had a hit in about 1984 called 'I Feel For You'.
It featured a rap by Melle Mel and a harmonica solo by Stevie Wonder, tedious fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

sounds ace

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

There was breaking in the video.
That and Malcolm McLaren's Buffalo Gals vid were the UK's first exposure to breaking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)

McLaren always seemed really creepy to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

He looks like a massive baby

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I accidentally knocked him into the path of an oncoming car in Soho once.
It was around the time he put himsaelf forward for mayor. He was a monumental cock-end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Did he go round the outside
round the outside,round the outside?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Sadly were one of the few old enough to get this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)

i got it, and I'm a spring chicken

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)

spring bouncing
chicken cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)

spring chicken Bent Spastic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1836215
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)

still younger than you
I think
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)

We're all younger than somebody.
Apart from Monty, obvs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

we're all someones daughter, we're all someone's son
WHOOAAAAAAAOAAAAA OAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOO, WHOOAAAAAAAOAAAAA OAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOO
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)