Re your Alt: doesn't seem that you can lose weight eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She does dye her hair though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

unluckily for you
you are INcorrect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Liposuction doesn't count.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

sadly eatng fuck all and going to the gym does
but i think having less fat to push out the wrinkles is making me look older. hmm. maybe i should have asked: would you rather be fat and smooth-faced or skinny and wrinkly (like battered's shrivelled little attempt at a cock)?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Yes. My cock is fat and smooth.
How did you know?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Muscle memory?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

urrrrrgh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

This is the sound of swipe's slack growler
involuntarily reassuming a half-remembered previous inhabitant.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

imma text your girlfriend
and tell her that you're a cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

YOUS DUN NO HER NUMBA

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

pfffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

This is the sound of swipe's slack growler
reassuming its default shape.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Pint of mind bleach please landlord.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)