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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck it, Imma start a new thread.
Who's going down the pub tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:54, 85 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Staying in with a bottle of nice Shiraz and some slow-cooked brisket
My 2 locals are a bit pants.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:57, Reply)
nah, have to do revision.
Thanks for the offer though!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Me.
Going to see a film in a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Ooh! what's on?
Also - what pub shows films? The only one I know is the Red Lion in Hunningham - you going there?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:14, Reply)
The film was called The Imposter.
It was at Inspire.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:14, Reply)
You fucking poncey gay fliddy wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:17, Reply)
this is his nickname

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
it's actually on his birth certificate

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:25, Reply)
That must have been some christening ceremony.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Hi AB!
How's it going?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Yes.
I've never been christened though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Je suis ici
i have left over curry, wine and the flat to myself
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)
alright nakers you gay flid?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)
just realised I only have enouigh wine for one glass
unless I open another bottle...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)
you're an idiot savant, you simian motherfucker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:42, Reply)
terrible bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)
So...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)
BOOOOOOOZE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Cuzza tiem

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:07, Reply)
1 bottle down and I'm listening to old stuff by The Beat
'Too nice to talk to' - what a tune!
YMMV
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:31, Reply)
nope, sadly not
I am helping a small boy with his homework. Rock and fucking roll.

I've had maybe 3 pints this year, and not through any virtue of mine either. *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Are you completely impoverished?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:34, Reply)
not really, got a christmas bonus and a pay rise, HACTUALLY
Just been sick with teh gay AIDS and busy running around afte the boy and his mum as her dad's had a kidney transplant.

Had preciious little time to my self and when I do I only have the energy to lie around watching telly. /winge
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Ghey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:49, Reply)
oh so very ghey
I am proper sick of it. Off to the docs on monday, for them to tell me it's a virus and they'll do fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:54, Reply)
It's ghey virus and it's in your nose and bum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:56, Reply)
mostly nose
Although I must be shitting almost pure vitamin C by now. :/
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:59, Reply)
and may I just add:
Fuck you Dozer you scotch midget.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Good to see everyone playing nicely this evening

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I'm just enjoying the fact he's likely had to log out to read it
The Hibernian Homunculous
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Are you 2.0-Ing each other?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:50, Reply)
no idea what he's doing
I am enjoying a twat-free board.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:55, Reply)
you must have a lot of people on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:03, Reply)
I dunno
Is anyone other than you, me and Nakers posting?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:17, Reply)
not me
I'm just back from shooting some arrows
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:37, Reply)
it was boss

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:38, Reply)
kill many welshmen?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:47, Reply)
mostly just injured them

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Good tactic
Every injured man takes 2-3 off the battle field
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:57, Reply)
*fingers crossed eh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:51, Reply)
I quite like a bit of archery
Does your. Ow have all those counter weights and pullies and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:50, Reply)
nah
I shoot with a recurve, non of that fancy composite shit. Also, since I'm still a bit crap I've not bought all the gadgets for my bow. Have just laid out another 30 odd quid on new arrows just now though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Do you keep shooting them miles over the target?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:53, Reply)
nah
I had trouble this week and last because I have ones that are too long so they aren't flying straight. Borrowed some club ones today and suddenly I'm about a million times better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Gotta speculate to accumulate or something
Have you seen that crazy Japanese shoot an arrow down a corridor thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:56, Reply)
nope
seen a cool one where some lass shoots about a million arrows in a second
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I'd join in this thread but AB might bully me and I'd wet myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:57, Reply)
If Monty were here you'd be in good company

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Monty doesn't have internet access of an evening
on account of him being hunkered down in his cardboard box.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:00, Reply)
has he been bullying Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Everyone bullies Monty.
EVEN HIS EX!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:02, Reply)
No but ever since Monty was beaten up by a girl he wets the bed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Don't worry about AB bullying you
He's a cunt.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:02, Reply)
That particular thread backfired quite wonderfully, I felt.
It's all in good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Gotta pick your targets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:09, Reply)
I think most people on this board know I'm a nice bloke, really.
Which helps a bit. For instance, I don't really think you're a bent spastic, it's just forum banter, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:16, Reply)
I like to think so

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:21, Reply)
*sigh*
like to think so am a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:22, Reply)
I'm still fucking disgusted about the whole thing.
You're supposed to be talking about pubs by now, you horrific monster. You're ruining this website.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I probably ruined this website the day I signed up, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Yo DG
How's the work going?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:23, Reply)
It's alright.
Been snowed out the last couple of days, though. Still looking for something permanent in the meantime.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:27, Reply)
God you've been looking for ages now, for something permanent that is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:31, Reply)
I know. It's fucking shit.
I've got until June to find something. The one consolation is we don't have a mortgage, so the bank can't take the flat from us.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:33, Reply)
I feel for you old chap
Thank god yr mortgage free
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Circumstance and good fortune, nothing more.
I'm skinter than Monty 2 days after payday, otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:42, Reply)
But not homeless : )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:42, Reply)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Hey, I just noticed that our board sigs are like polar opposites. OMG ROFFLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:21, Reply)
you were made for each other

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:22, Reply)
I like going to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Me too. OMG!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Fuck's sake, is there nothing you won't spoil for me, you bastard?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Sorry, Badge.
Buy us a bag of crisps and I'll fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:29, Reply)
The thread is saved!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 21:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7619344
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:09, Reply)
I haz moar wine
This is a good thing
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:10, Reply)
It's ok, I'm back from the pub now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:12, Reply)
PANIC OVER GUYS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)
It's ok, I've got more beer.
And a little bit of weed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Thanks for your concern though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:31, Reply)
I am in a pub. In Oxford. Which was not part of my plan for today

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Where was the pub supposed to have been according to your plan then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:52, Reply)
North London

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:44, Reply)
BURMA!!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:10, Reply)

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