my brother was at uni in ireland and staying with a mate in the middle of nowhere
they were driving back to her parents' farm in the dark and they were approaching a 4 way crossroad. to his horror and terror, she suddenly switched off the headlights and shot across it in the dark. when he had finished shitting himself, he asked what the shuddering fuck she was playing at. she explained that it was much easier to see oncoming headlights at the other 3 roads if she switched hers off.

he was UNconvinced, but could at least see a bit of logic. until she added: "everybody does it."

unbelievable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Hahaha, fucking genius!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

my brother said that when he pointed out the gaping hole in her logic
she and her parents were genuinely amazed. the mind boggles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)

er....but
if everybody does it, doesn't that mean you have up to 4 cars racing towards a crossroads with no lights on thinking nothing's coming. ...?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Use your loaf man
That's what they are on about
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Hence swipe ponying out the flaw in the plan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

well, at least you're quicker than she was!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I needs more caffeine.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)