same old shit, clients innit, bunch of wankers!
Do you serve Veltins, I've just discovered it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yes. As long as they are over 18.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)

golf




clap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

nah,
bit too obscure to bother with. it'll just sit in the fridge for 6 months.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

they have it on tap in my local, it's quite a beer pub though, if that makes sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

you mean they serve good beer?
Are you saying WP only serves slops?

terrible bullying
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

3/10 for shit stirring here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:33, Reply)

You should cunt him in the punch for that Nakers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Wilf's alright, he's just "misunderstood"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Best cure for misunderstanding

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

how much is it a pint?
and where abouts in london are you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Oooh, over £4 i think, same as Peroni's/Grolchs etc
SW13, Barnes to be specific
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

*crosses Barnes off potential flat viewing sites*

( Kroney, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

you couldn't afford it anyway IT monkey
EDIT: do you mean because I live there or the cost of beer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

yeah, so it's not worth it from my point of view.
even at a decent mark up that is going to be at least 90-100 quid a barrel, and i can't charge nigh on 5 quid for a beer most won't have heard of.
I take a risk on kozel, and it seems to move, but as much as i'd love to run a full on beer house, it wouldn't work where i am. That is the dream though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

fair enough, economics mess up all the best plans
A pub on Kew green runs it's own microbrewery in the front, makes a nice drop
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

yeah, theres 2 in oxfrod with their own brewery, and they do well enough,
but the size of my pub, and it's location doesn't lend itself to that sort of experiment.
One day nakey noo, one day, but for now, i have to be a bit conservative.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

good to have a plan/dream though
and I wish you all the best in fulfilling that dream, cos it's a goodun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

He should open a Gin house
then the plan would be a Gordon
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)

this is a really, really bad post
I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone, but sometimes and example needs to be made
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Sorry Nakers
I'm about done for the day, I'm suprised I even bothered posting it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

well,
all i need is some money really, and the right site, everything else is just hard work, a little luck and a lot of favours called in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

You forgot barmaids with big knockers
You Pubwrong
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

barmaids with big knockers will attract a large amount of men,
men are stupid and potentially fighty, i'd rather good looking lads, then you get girl customers, who bring male customers that are not going to act the cunt because they are trying to impress the girl.
it is you who is pub wrong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

*SMACKDOWN*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

or a million Darths and Plumdozers all using your Wifi and tapping on the counter with their
cuff links
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I just want a pint
Why can't you get me a pint, what's all this talk about clientele, I just want my pint, get me a pint, fuck's sake, I'm off down the Ale House, at least they'll give me a pint and none of this backchat
( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

He's a fucking disgrace, winders.
with his outdated pub ideas.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

WHY WON'T ANY OF YOU GET ME A PINT

( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)

THIS IS THE WORST PUB

( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)

*gives Theoban a pint of Guinness with turd in it*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)

FINALLY, A WREXHAM SPECIAL

( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)