Morning ladies.
North Korea's impending missile launch. Should we care, or are they just sabre rattling fatties? What did you last care about?
Alt, assuming you made any resolutions for the new year, have you kept them?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 6:57, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was there last time of course.
I've already written to the MOD informing them that I have put myself on alert, and I'm ready should the ballon go up.

The old knees aren't what they once where. Even reaching for a pack of Gitanes brings on massive chest pains and I shit me self three times a day, but I'll still put on a better show than today's boy soldiers. Children today aren't what they once were, they're all adults now, some have even grown old and died. What?
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:21, Reply)

What,
indeed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:37, Reply)

Morning Sa'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:49, Reply)

I thought it was a nuclear test.
Anyway, the bomb they have built is about as big as a truck. Perhaps the delivery system should be Eddie Stobart.
I think we should care more about Mistle Thrushes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:38, Reply)

You're right re the test.
No idea on the Thrushes. Crabs are bad enough.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:43, Reply)

Crabs are delicious

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:57, Reply)

If the North Koreans are stealing our Mistle Thrushes,
We should go over there and steal all their dogs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:02, Reply)

Honestly, do you mods think of NOTHING except fingering dogs' bumholes?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:25, Reply)

i bet their fingers look like they smoke 50 rollies a day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:29, Reply)

r c
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:33, Reply)

WE CAN'T IGNORE THE MISTLE THRUSH GAP!
BOMB THEM BACK INTO THE SONG THRUSH AGE!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:23, Reply)

hi bpefs
why up so early? I've been working since 6 : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:50, Reply)

You nutter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:20, Reply)

no choice
this is the world of work pops, stick to being a student
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:22, Reply)

I like working.
I just don't seem to be able to stay awake at 6am.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:23, Reply)

meh, it's not so bad, once you're up, you're up
although it was 12 degrees in the living room this morning which was shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I struggle with that sometimes.
I have to stay moving for a while, otherwise I just end up falling asleep in my desk chair.
S'happened before. This morning, for example.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:29, Reply)

it's bum AIDS
sorry to be the bearer...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:39, Reply)

ha. no. it's not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:43, Reply)

i am genuinely relieved to hear that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:45, Reply)

strangely enough, so am I.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:50, Reply)

alright Pookmaster B?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:59, Reply)

I'm hoping we don't die in a rain of fire
That'd be a bit shit, really.

Alt: My new years resolution was to carry on at the gym, and continue eating healthily. I haven't been able to do either, due to cost. They start this month.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:39, Reply)

sounds like excuses to me boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Sadly not
I do big meat shops every couple of months, they keep me going through. Christmas bankrupted me though, meaning I couldn't afford to do that, or the gym.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

hmmmm
well seeing as I haven't been to the gym in months and it's free, you are forgiven
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Free gym?
What sorcery is this?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:47, Reply)

at work innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I think it's terrible that a country spends so much on pointless weapons while its people starve
but anyway, what about North Korea?

*doubleseats*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:44, Reply)