Maybe, instead of paying out income support to all these feckless scroungers we seem to have,
the government should sell them off as slaves. We'd solve the debt problem, the housing problem, and raise the national IQ, all in one go.

This post may contain traces of irony.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You'd make a rubbish slave.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I make a rubbish wife.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

and a rubbish mod

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

At least I am neither bent, nor a spastic.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

we only have you word for that
and you DO live in Weston, so there is something not quite right
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Why?
You should fix up, woman.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Thanks, Dizzee

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Why are you a rubbish wife?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Because she's grossly obese, lazy, her tits drag on the floor and she'd rather spend time with her dog than her husband.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Yeah, there is that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I'm not, I'm a fucking ace wife.
That was just for comedy effect.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

she could be a "couch" slave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

If they're feckless then presumably they'll be crap slaves
Can't we just harvest their organs?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Hey, once you've bought them, you can do what you like with them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Well they'd need a full medical first
No point paying top dollar on a 40-a-day Brasso drinker. Lungs and liver'll be fecked.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)