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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Egg's safe!You just cut the white bits off until you get a square that includes the yolk, and eat that in one go
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Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:53,
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the yellow goes on the bacon, the white can get to fuck(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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But how can you enjoy each element unless you eat them individually?MADNESS
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Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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My preferred method is to pile a bit of each item onto the fork and enjoy a combination of flavours and textures.I also like to try different combinations.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:00,
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didn't think quorn had that many different textures(
Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:02,
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It is different from the textures of eggs or mushrooms or beans.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:09,
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but they're the worst bits of the meal, they're the bits you eat through to get to the bits you really want(
Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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Not when you have veggie sausages or bacon.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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Surely there's other ways you can self flagellate without eating that nonsense?Just whip yourself a bit instead, that'll do the job, then you can have proper soss
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Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:17,
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