No I haven't tried.
I also haven't tried having sex with a puma, but I know I wouldn't like it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's a good thing Miss Battered isn't so ridged or you'd never have gotten a go.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)

She likes it rigid alright.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Battered is the only other man on the planet who I know who share my love of Tarama and Salted Kettle Crisps.
I don't know why he fights me on this one, when he's just as food-mental as me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Yes, but a lot of your culinary ideas are just wrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

"non-traditional"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

oh no, there is not room for relativism here.
it's either right or it's wrong

usually wrong
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Well you certainly won't read about them in La Rousse Gastronomique or Escoffier.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Non Conformist.
One day I'll tell you about the fish finger, mash potato, baked beens and fried egg volcano.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

You've got to experiment.
I was a bit stoned when I made my lunch last night and it turned out that I made myself an old favourite from my teens - a marmite and honey sandwich.
Still good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Marmite and honey?
*bleurgh*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)

It sounds wrong, but is so right.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:22, Reply)