I am going to several pubs tonight.
I am going to them with a girl with a nice bottom.

Telling the internet important news, right here.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

is it just me that reads this and mentally translates "nice bottom" to "no tits"?
in the same way as "smashing personality" = "fat"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I think also "braying cretin" is a given.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

*snorts*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I don't break down the beauty of a woman at all, they're not just body parts you know, they're a whole person.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Until 11pm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

LOL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

No, PC.
Women are squaws and they are to be fucked.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

he brought up the individual body part.
it wasn't a value judgement, while I love tits I'd take small tits and a nice arse over big tits and a crap arse. I'd also prefer a fat girl with a nice personality, but then I am both gay and a hippy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)

And you're gay.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

As good as yours?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)

A pub crawl. How romantic.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Hah, yeah, if you want romance, take a stripper to a Travelodge.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)