Oh man, you could wear like a white robe thing and have mistletoe in your hair because it's May
and we could all gather round and chant "theobantheobantheobantheobantheobantheobantheobantheoban" for hours and hours and hours!
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Or you could meet him and if he's a dick you could push him under a tube train.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Now Lighty has mentioned it, I can't stop reading his handle as "The Oban".
Fucking Lighty, I hate that cunt.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I too was in the Theo Ban camp.
Adjusting isn't easy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)

woah hey it's theo-ban
like theo
ban
theoban
theo
ban
pricks
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Hey, woah, easy tiger.
I was a Theo Banner, it's fucking Lighty's fault that I'm seeing it wrong now. No need to get tasty, son. It ain't my fault.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I'm gonna kick off if this egregious insult to the glorious theoban house isn't retracted
there will be war and we'll lose cos, ireland, innit. but damnit we'll blow up brighton
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I can see this going down in history
The increasing tension between Theo Banners and The Obanners descending into an all-out religious war of the sort that makes the Troubles look like a tantrum in a paddling pool
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:47, Reply)

The Great Nomenclature War of '14
Historians will be arguing about what a massive fucking waste of time it was for centuries to come
Finally, I'll be famus
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)

STOP BLAMING ME
GEORDIE JAY STARTED IT.

He's from up north so it's no wonder he can't pronounce anything correctly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)

sounds like a date
I should get that on the calendar
I reckon ME in LAHNDAHN, DAHLINGS, is important shit
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)