she's ten times prettier than he is, fat or thin
but maybe, just maybe, they don't care about looks because they actually like each other. how novel would THAT be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:52, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Doesn't happen.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

You're just making it up now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

i didn't write the article

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

that's my fucking point swipe
he loved your fat arse enough to ask to marry it, why you changing now?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

ah well maybe she didn't like her own fatass
she could have changed herself for lots of reasons. i gained weight over a very abusive bf, then lost it because i got over what happened and didn't want to hide myself any more. that being said, i only came across one guy who was shallow enough to mind the weight. and he was far and away the ugliest guy i've ever bumped uglies with, which is pretty ironic when you think about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

yes but what am I going to have for lunch?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

something english

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

haha did you see the first comment?
"good for her, you british women should look to her for guidance
- Sheamus , Baltimore, United States, 25/1/2013 15:53"
stupid american
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

haaaaa
wannabe irish prick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

She's loads hotter thinner.
Fact.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

i hope you get married
and your wife gets really really fat really fast
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Then I guess I'll be getting a divorce.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

and i will represent her for free
she willl raaaaaape you for every penny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Yes, with your extensive knowledge of property law.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

she's the size of a house, man
That's GROUNDS for divorce
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Ooooh SICK burn, Quint
Haha, you tell her.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

do you think a woman ever divorced a man for getting too fat?
I'm sure it's happened, I just think men are more focused on that than women are
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

cos bitches be crazy for mcnuggets, yo

(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I only eat mcdonalds when I'm drunk as fuck

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

so you've got a drinking problem too?
Poor k swizz :(
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I have issues

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

nope
but for being shallow and thick maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I've got kronely's back since he mentioned me in the last thread, you gonna get pwnd, bitch
Objection!
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

ha bring it on neckless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)

it's that kind of comment that'll land you in jail on charges of contempt

(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:14, Reply)

i am the law

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

FUCK YEAH SWIPE!
*cheers for Team Swipe*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

you spend too much time on here to be anything like a half decent solicitor
Your clients must all be retards and vagrants
(quintsy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

haha vagrants? do people actually use that word?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

He just needs to marry an Italian Then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

She just said fat.
Not fat AND hairy.

FFS, Nakers. Pay attention, man.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Spanish?
Mind you they never stop fucking gabbing, might not be worth it
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

On the plus side, they're so lazy they always have a kip in the afternoon.
Just right for a few lunchtime jars without the usual female bitching about how I should be earning mo' money.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)