Right then..
I'm going to a wedding can anyone else think of a more inappropriate pre-wedding attendance song than Gram Parsons' '$1000 Wedding'(young bride dies, groom to be drinks himself to death after his friends confess they've all had a go on her)?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:40, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hate everything about you, by Ugly Kid Joe.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Yes! We Have No Bananas - Frank Silver and Irving Cohn

( Theoban What of it, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Morning tHEROban.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Morning Windy....Pig
I'm low on creativity.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)

have you tried eating crayons, see if you can force some colour on to your life?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I'm going to get a cup of really shit tea in five minutes
Does that count?
Oh god I hope it counts
( Theoban What of it, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

yeah, I reckon that's close enough.
God speed good sir, and good luck.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I had a coffee anna muffin instead

( Theoban What of it, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)

If you wanna be happy by Jimmy Soul,
That's basically about how ugly women are better for marriage as they are so grateful to have a man they'll pretty much do what you want
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Terrible bullying of b3th here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)

see, normally, by the time she was out of bed this thread would be long gone,
But as Saturday threads tend to linger, I might have to hide.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Yeah she might talk about banhammering you or summat.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I actually wanted to have that as our 'first dance' song, but he wouldn't let me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Can I Touch You...There? - Michael Bolton

( Theoban What of it, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Every Breath You Take – Police (Unless she's marrying her creepy stalker)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Run for Your Life - The Beatles

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

It's the end of the world as we know it - REM

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Love will tear us apart - Joy Division

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Hate Myself For Loving You - Joan Jett.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Fifty ways to leave your lover - Paul Simon
Another one bites the dust - Queen
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

D-I-V-O-R-C-E - Tammy Wynette

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I useta love her - Saw Doctors

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Dog Shit
The 1997 classic by them loveable rogues Wu-Tang Clan or Ol' Dirty Bastard's little ditty Got your money.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)

That Old Gang of Mine - Gene Vincent.
Not that inappropriate, but I like it.
In fact I think I'll listen to it now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:46, Reply)

We had Touch Me, I'm Sick played at our wedding.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

ooh good choice
I love Mudhoney.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Have they improved much since they won the coveted "shittest student indie disco staple" five years running from 1990 to 94?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

They peaked early.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Hope you didn't.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:48, Reply)

My mate's sister had "please release me" as their first dance.
That's going to take some beating.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town
It's a song that can only have been written about Olga and I.

"It's hard to love a man whose shits himself so regularlyyyyyyy. Oh Olga dond take your love to Woodgreen!"
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

No more Mr Nice Guy - Megadeath.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

a
Also it's an Alice Cooper song, ALWAYS go with the original.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Better yet, go with Dead Babies or Only Women Bleed or I'll Bite Your Face Off or Sick Things, or Inmates.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:10, Reply)

Or I Love The Dead.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:11, Reply)

Slayer: Angel Of Death.
Dead Kennedys: Too Drunk To Fuck.
The Marching Band Of SS LiebStandarte Adolf Hitler: The Horst Wessel Song.
Cannibal Corpse: Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt.
Marillion: Kayleigh.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:08, Reply)