You can rent my old flat if you like, the tenants have to renew shortly anyway, very cheap for you sir

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Does it have one of those dual aspect windows
like that house in MK? That was well nice.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

nah, but it has oak flooring and as of this week a bath that doesn't leak into the flat of the old witch downstairs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

OAK FLOORING!
That's on the list of things my girlfriend doesn't want.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

her stilettos would damage it anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Is she an actual witch
or just a bitchy old busybody?
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:52, Reply)

she is the most msierable old bag in the world
on the plus side she'll be dead soon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Ah, I think I may have to pass, then.
I tend to make a lot of noise, what with one thing and another.

Plus you'll then know where I live, which'll make not being your personal tech support almost impossible.

Plus I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than give you money.

Plus you're a spastic and I hate you.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

But we could be neighbours!
I could see into your kitchen window from my bedroom and we could get walkie-talkies and wave to each other
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:56, Reply)

OK, but fair warning
I will try and sleep with your wife. It's not something I'd do because I'm a bad person. It's more a compulsion.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

My mum and dad have started phoning me up for tech support.
Last week my dad phoned to ask me if I knew why my mums phone hadn't charged up properly.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

And did you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Ashley Cole lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I don't get it.
He's that gay black footballer, right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I genuinely don't know how I'd respond to a question like that.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Tech support ladies and gentlemen.
Tech support.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

When talking to morons it is sometimes difficult to keep the words
"you fucking idiot" out of the conversation.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)

morons customers
keep the words "you fucking idiot" out of the conversation. be professional
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I believe that is exactly what I just said.
Do you have reading comprehension problems?
( Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)