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Sammich, probably.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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Number 2 is wrong.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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in what way?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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"the biggest molecule in nature resides in your body"
Any diamond is a molecule, and they're natural and much bigger than a chromosome.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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any lump of a pure element then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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No, it has to be bonded together atomically.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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I think they mean living thing instead of nature
You pedant
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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Well maybe they should have put that then!!!!
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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maybe they didn't know the most clever man in MK1 was going to read it
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:05,
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SHIT THREAD.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Yourna shit thread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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just had mine.
Cheese ploughman's. Sammich. And a Crunchie.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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Alt: Medu vadai and sambhar.
It wasn't enough.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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I'm not sure how much witty banter can be gleaned from sharing this information.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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FUCKING PISS WEASELS
Just pressed back space while filling out a long online form and it didn't delete but went back a page wiping out what I'd done
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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Clickin dis.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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Once again proving that you are a bent spastic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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stupid computers innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:04,
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must be a fault between the keyboard and the chair
Helpdesk lols
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:06,
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worst of all the lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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A 'pinkware failure'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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I bet you get that a lot with your polish hookers
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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^ Libelous insinuation right here^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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Trubelous, more like, ammirite?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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No. You're not.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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You didn't have the text box highlighted, I imagine.
ie "stupid Nakers innit"
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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all technology hates me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:10,
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Its not just technology, don't worry!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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Clicking this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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It might not be to late, if the tab is still open, you might be able to press the 'forward' button to get you back.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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He will have clicked Next again though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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Gu'ed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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tried that, all gone
redone now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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I spent about 3 hours yesterday cooking all my meals for the coming week.
Proactive now, criminally lazy later
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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do you eat all of your meals off an upturned frisbee?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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I rather hope so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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i bet he uses an aerobe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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No, frisbee is an anaerobic reaction
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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Sorry, I don't
Not very hygenic, y'see
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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do you own lots of "nerf" products?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:22,
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Are they those guns?
Sorry, I don't
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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OW MY BACK
CAN I HAVE SOME SYMPATHY PLEASE
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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NO. SHIT OFF.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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ALL BACK PAINS GET MY SYMPATHY
Shouting less so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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Do you want me to punch it better like what batman did
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:22,
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You'd probably punch me in the wrong spine.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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I thought all french blokes were spineless anyway.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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Fucking solicitor cunts
How fucking hard is it to re-mortgage a house FFS?
I need your birth certificate, signed in the blood of a goat onto vellum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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tl:dr:dc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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If you can't be arsed to fill out the forms you don't deserve to have a house.
They're there for a reason. Now quit whining.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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finding your birth certificate isn't that hard, sportscow
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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Especially for him. It'll be noted by the vet that delivered him.
It's probably the fact that he can't remember his or his mother's ear numbers.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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I can't read the writing on my nose ring
:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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I thought they made him at the build a bear factory and he got his birth certificate at the till?
Or maybe I just misunderstood when he told me he'd been stuffed with white stuff surrounded by bears
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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It is very easy, but all documents need to be pointlessly translated into a legal jargon which only solicitors can understand.
This response will be charged to you at a rate of £160/hour, with the minimum charge being quarter of an hour.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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I need lunch and a shit and I'm cold
Suggestions?
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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Kill yourself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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Eat some lunch, go for a shit and put a jumper on.
You're welcome.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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fucking sensible as ever kroney, it's no wonder I like you
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:28,
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I'm /OT's Mr Fixit.
A bit like the BBC's Mr Fixit, but with less child abuse.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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+slightly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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I've done a better thread.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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