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	 Sammich, probably.
	Sammich, probably.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:48,
	
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	 Number 2 is wrong.
	Number 2 is wrong.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:49,
	
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	 in what way?
	in what way?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:56,
	
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	 "the biggest molecule in nature resides in your body"
	"the biggest molecule in nature resides in your body"
 	Any diamond is a molecule, and they're natural and much bigger than a chromosome.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:58,
	
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	 any lump of a pure element then?
	any lump of a pure element then?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:59,
	
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	 No, it has to be bonded together atomically.
	No, it has to be bonded together atomically. 
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:01,
	
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	 I think they mean living thing instead of nature
	I think they mean living thing instead of nature
 	You pedant
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:01,
	
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	 Well maybe they should have put that then!!!!
	Well maybe they should have put that then!!!!
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:02,
	
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	 maybe they didn't know the most clever man in MK1 was going to read it
	maybe they didn't know the most clever man in MK1 was going to read it
 	
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:05,
	
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	 SHIT THREAD.
	SHIT THREAD.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:49,
	
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	 Yourna  shit thread
	Yourna  shit thread
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:56,
	
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	 just had mine.
	just had mine.
 	Cheese ploughman's. Sammich. And a Crunchie.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:55,
	
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	 Alt: Medu vadai and sambhar.
	Alt: Medu vadai and sambhar.
 	It wasn't enough.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:58,
	
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	 I'm not sure how much witty banter can be gleaned from sharing this information.
	I'm not sure how much witty banter can be gleaned from sharing this information.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:03,
	
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	 FUCKING PISS WEASELS
	FUCKING PISS WEASELS
 	Just pressed back space while filling out a long online form and it didn't delete but went back a  page wiping out what I'd done
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:03,
	
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	 Clickin dis.
	Clickin dis.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:03,
	
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	 Once again proving that you are a bent spastic.
	Once again proving that you are a bent spastic.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:03,
	
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	 stupid computers innit
	stupid computers innit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:04,
	
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	 must be a fault between the keyboard and the chair
	must be a fault between the keyboard and the chair
 	Helpdesk lols
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:06,
	
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	 worst of all the lols
	worst of all the lols
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:07,
	
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	 A 'pinkware failure'
	A 'pinkware failure'
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:07,
	
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	 I bet you get that a lot with your polish hookers
	I bet you get that a lot with your polish hookers
 	
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:09,
	
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	 ^ Libelous insinuation right here^
	^ Libelous insinuation right here^
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:11,
	
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	 Trubelous, more like, ammirite?
	Trubelous, more like, ammirite?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:13,
	
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	 No. You're not.
	No. You're not.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:14,
	
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	 You didn't have the text box highlighted, I imagine.
	You didn't have the text box highlighted, I imagine.
 	ie "stupid Nakers innit"
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:08,
	
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	 all technology hates me
	all technology hates me
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:10,
	
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	 Its not just technology, don't worry!
	Its not just technology, don't worry!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:13,
	
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	 Clicking this.
	Clicking this.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:14,
	
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	 It might not be to late, if the tab is still open, you might be able to press the 'forward' button to get you back.
	It might not be to late, if the tab is still open, you might be able to press the 'forward' button to get you back.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:12,
	
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	 He will have clicked Next again though
	He will have clicked Next again though
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:13,
	
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	 Gu'ed.
	Gu'ed.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:13,
	
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	 tried that, all gone
	tried that, all gone
 	redone now
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:15,
	
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	 I spent about 3 hours yesterday cooking all my meals for the coming week.
	I spent about 3 hours yesterday cooking all my meals for the coming week.
 	Proactive now, criminally lazy later
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:15,
	
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	 do you eat all of your meals off an upturned frisbee?
	do you eat all of your meals off an upturned frisbee?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:16,
	
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	 I rather hope so
	I rather hope so
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:19,
	
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	 i bet he uses an aerobe
	i bet he uses an aerobe
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:20,
	
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	 No, frisbee is an anaerobic reaction
	No, frisbee is an anaerobic reaction
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:21,
	
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	 Sorry, I don't
	Sorry, I don't
 	Not very hygenic, y'see
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:21,
	
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	 do you own lots of "nerf" products?
	do you own lots of "nerf" products?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:22,
	
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	 Are they those guns?
	Are they those guns?
 	Sorry, I don't
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 OW MY BACK
	OW MY BACK
 	CAN I HAVE SOME SYMPATHY PLEASE
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
	
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	 NO. SHIT OFF.
	NO. SHIT OFF.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
	
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	 ALL BACK PAINS GET MY SYMPATHY
	ALL BACK PAINS GET MY SYMPATHY
 	Shouting less so
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
	
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	 Do you want me to punch it better like what batman did
	Do you want me to punch it better like what batman did
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:21,
	
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	 haha!
	haha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:22,
	
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	 You'd probably punch me in the wrong spine.
	You'd probably punch me in the wrong spine.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 I thought all french blokes were spineless anyway.
	I thought all french blokes were spineless anyway.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
	
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	 Fucking solicitor cunts
	Fucking solicitor cunts
 	How fucking hard is it to re-mortgage a house FFS?
I need your birth certificate, signed in the blood of a goat onto vellum
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
	
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	 tl:dr:dc.
	tl:dr:dc.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:19,
	
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	 If you can't be arsed to fill out the forms you don't deserve to have a house.
	If you can't be arsed to fill out the forms you don't deserve to have a house.
 	They're there for a reason. Now quit whining.
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 Frisbee OG wanker
 Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:23,
	
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	 finding your birth certificate isn't that hard, sportscow
	finding your birth certificate isn't that hard, sportscow
 	
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 Especially for him. It'll be noted by the vet that delivered him.
	Especially for him. It'll be noted by the vet that delivered him.
 	It's probably the fact that he can't remember his or his mother's ear numbers.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
	
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	 I can't read the writing on my nose ring
	I can't read the writing on my nose ring
 	:o(
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:26,
	
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	 I thought they made him at the build a bear factory and he got his birth certificate at the till?
	I thought they made him at the build a bear factory and he got his birth certificate at the till?
 	Or maybe I just misunderstood when he told me he'd been stuffed with white stuff surrounded by bears
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:27,
	
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	 It is very easy, but all documents need to be pointlessly translated into a legal jargon which only solicitors can understand.
	It is very easy, but all documents need to be pointlessly translated into a legal jargon which only solicitors can understand.
 	This response will be charged to you at a rate of £160/hour, with the minimum charge being quarter of an hour.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 I need lunch and a shit and I'm cold
	I need lunch and a shit and I'm cold
 	Suggestions?
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
	
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	 Kill yourself.
	Kill yourself.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
	
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	 Eat some lunch, go for a shit and put a jumper on.
	Eat some lunch, go for a shit and put a jumper on.
 	You're welcome.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:26,
	
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	 fucking sensible as ever kroney, it's no wonder I like you
	fucking sensible as ever kroney, it's no wonder I like you
 	
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quintsy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:28,
	
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	 I'm /OT's Mr Fixit.
	I'm /OT's Mr Fixit.
 	A bit like the BBC's Mr Fixit, but with less child abuse.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:29,
	
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	 +slightly
	+slightly
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:29,
	
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	 I've done a better thread.
	I've done a better thread.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:27,
	
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