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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When was the last time PP had intimate contact with another human being?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAIT'SFUNNYBECAUSEIT'SCRUEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:32, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Oh man, Emvee's getting into an argument about feminism with the wife.
Yes, THAT Emvee.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:57, Reply)
I bet he's had a few nurses knuckle deep in his shitpipe.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
That's the reason he pretends to have Crohn's. That and the massive drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Last time?
Has there been a first time?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Thanks, Jarvis Cocker.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:00, Reply)
I was on a date on saturday, true story.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:52, Reply)
What was she like?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
She's alright, it's one of those "is it / isn't it" things, I'm counting it as a date anyway though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:54, Reply)
S'all right Gonz. She'll be counting it as one of those "isn't it" things.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)
There's a dead cert way to find out if it is a thing or it isn't a thing.
You know when you're having a lazy pre-brekkie shag the day after? Put it up her arse again. If she'll let you do it sober as well as drunk then it probably is a thing.

HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Or you know, just ask her.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Queer.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Overcharging, big collared, hair gelled cunt!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:10, Reply)
I don't know what this is but it's highly erotic and I want you to put it in me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)
some people are nice humans
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:10, Reply)
... other than those on here, of course

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Yup.
Some of us are so nice that people will have casual sex with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Mark? is that you?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:05, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Shambles I like PP
Also I like you, am I a bad judge of character?
I have even started to like Dozer; I think I’m going soft in my old age
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I'll suck you off later, okay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
FUCK OFF I HATE YOU
Gaz me when and where BAby Girl
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:19, Reply)
have you listened to that tune yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Fuck no, I'll do it now.
XXXxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Why the fuck has he got a hard on whist playing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_FafCJbyWE&feature=youtu.be
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)
why were you looking at his cock?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Errrrrmmmmm I was looking at his strumming to make sure he wasn't faking
*thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:30, Reply)
you were checking him out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:31, Reply)
TOTES I mean no NO I WASN'T

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Do you like his erect cock then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:34, Reply)
S'all right but he's no James Taylor
Also the fucker is at Coney Island, one of the places that's on my bucket list to visit
*The Warriors film Ref.*
Ninja editing bastard
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)
ninja lolmaster

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:16, Reply)
A bit like how you keep checking my profile out on LinkedIn eh?
In case you didn't know... You can see who has reviewed your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)
of course I know that
I just want to know more about the man behind the long-established dipsomania and the penchant for Polish sex workers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Anyone who likes PD has no ability to make a character judgement.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I'm taller than you Zammo so shut it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Tangles confirmed it.
We had a pint and a wander in York yesterday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)
I haven't met tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
that's not what he told me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
The b3tan I have met most recently for the first time is Kroney. Sure I would have remembered meeting tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Monty's bash apparently.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I don't recall.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
He was Probs. to drunk to remember
Him and Stunned poster swopping bad Irish jokes
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:47, Reply)
I think I'm getting twisted in my old age Batts
*How's the land of poles treating you?*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Alright ta. Quite mild here. Only -2, compared to -16 when I was here just over a week ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:27, Reply)
I'm still trying to work out when I can get in to London next.
also what’s happened to Monty has he been hospitalised by his psycho ex?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)
day off.
Hawkwind gig.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I would rather it coincided with a work day so I get paid to be in London
Ohhhhhhhhh wait you mean Monty doncha?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Nah, long weekend off from work I think. He was alive yesterday when we exchanged texts to wish each other a happy holocaust day

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Badiel from Fantasy Football is doing something on about
The stolen Jewish Billions by Nazis on Feb the 3rd, I thought that this would be right up Monty’s street
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)
One of the things I like about Poland; no Jews.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)
I bet all the Muslims drove em out?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Nah, they eat too much pork out here for Mussies to want to infiltrate.
Plus the population is something like 96% catholic, so no pointing them trying to recruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I'm pretty sure he's the shit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:25, Reply)

the
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Hehehehehee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:27, Reply)
PP is easily one of the nicest people on b3ta.
Anybody who disagrees can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:28, Reply)
And if anybody says I said this then I will rip out your throat and use it to peashoot your eyeballs up your arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:29, Reply)
shambles loves pp
shambles loves pp
shambles loves pp
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Shambles and PP
sitting in a tree
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)
F U C K I N G!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:41, Reply)

F U C K I N G agreeing what a twat you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)
NEW FUCKING THREAD MO-FO'S

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I can't believe how much you hate PP.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:36, Reply)

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