Speaking of fights, where is my bastard ex?
I want to smash his face in.

Again.
(_Battered_, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:05, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh hilarious.
Well done Al.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:16, Reply)

I thought you were more into strangulation?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Other than Police Dog, have there ever been ANY funny comedy accounts?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Bollocks Parrot?
I don't remember Police Dog. Surprised nobody has done this one before tbh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Oh, we've ALL done Monty's Ex at some point, amiright?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Oh yeah, in fact there was a bit of a pregnancy scare about ooh I don't know 4 years ago

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I liked shed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Me too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:47, Reply)

there was a pathetic one that still made me laugh
qotw was "the most money you've ever carried" or something gash, and some L-plated comedy account called "the queen" said:

"none, whatsoever. not a single penny."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:06, Reply)

That wasn't as good as Paul Ross though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Internet Lawyerman QC wasn't bad
/AC
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)

This really never stops being hilarious.


Sorry, the other one. Starts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:04, Reply)

* Punches *

(_Battered_, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Pure. Genius.
Now say I'm skint. Go on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Not sure I like EMV coming over to /OT

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:11, Reply)