Good news, it's payday on Thursday for the first time since before Christmas. I'm not currently paying any rent.
Bad news: no sign of my inheritence. No sign of a flat move. Still got old shitty car due to lack of inheritence. Am the subject of office gossip again. My back hurts. We're short staffed at work again.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the gossip?
Also why don't you post links to the flats you are looking at so we can judge them for you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I've been seeing one of the girls upstairs.
The other week one of the directors saw us out. This director is the office girls' boss' boss. We've been seen around by other people, too. Nobody's said anything to me, but the girl has been asked some questions.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)

So what, it's your life, fuck 'em

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Probably questions about girth and technique

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Questions like 'is it true he's got a micropenis?'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

In your own time, titch.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:17, Reply)

One of the other office girls I went out with a few years back
did indeed tell one of the receptionists my measurements. Fast forward three years to this Christmas party just gone and I am surprised by a "sooo....I hear" question by a forty five year old mother of three.

That was well awkward.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

The moral to this subthread is
"don't sleep with work people".
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I'd have made her suck it on general principle.
Cheeky milfs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:22, Reply)

You wouldn't. Trust me on that one.

( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

What fucking business is it of theirs.
It's not like you are rutting in the disabled cludge.

Or beasting her up and down this guy's desk?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

He is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Her boss is a woman, Stunned.
gossipgossipgossip
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I use the word "splitarse".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)

you could make up your own gossip for the office?
therefore they talk about what you want them to?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:12, Reply)